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US to expand Axis of Evil
New York .... In response to growing international pressure, Bush
aides today indicated that the State Department is looking at revising
the list of countries in the Axis of Evil. "We are looking at a
variety of policy options and alternatives, such as the possibility of
changing it to a Quartet of Evil or even an Evil Dirty Dozen," said
State Department spokesman Harry Falsemann.
George W Bush first referred to the "axis of evil" during his State of
the Union in May 2002, singling out Iran, Iraq and North Korea as
rogue states arming to threaten the peace of the world. Sudan launched
a withering verbal attack on the US at the UN General Assembly today,
accusing the Bush Administration of "favouritism" and "prejudice" for
being excluded from membership of the Axis of Evil.
"The government of Sudan has worked hard to do everything Iraq has
done," said Sudan's Ambassador to the UN Osama ben Janjaweed. "We've
outlawed democracy. We have a brutal military dictatorship. We have
massacred tens of thousands of our own citizens. We have starved
millions more. We have ignored UN resolutions. But what do we get for
all our Evildoer ways? Nada. Zip."
Sudan accused the US of blatant favouritism, saying Iraq was given
special preference just because it has the second largest oil reserves
in the world. That is grossly unfair," ben Janjaweed protested.
"Anyway, we're Africa's largest producer of sesame seed - come on,
that surely must count for something, guys. Think buns. Think bread
sticks"
Similar criticism came from former Serbian president Slobovan
Milosevic. "We massacred, we butchered, we ethnically-cleansed, we
invaded, stuck our finger up at the UN, we did everything right. But
because we have no oil, we're treated like any other regular,
civilized, law-abiding country by the US. It is an insult to Evildoers
everywhere."
Sudan and Serbia have started informal talks proposing their own Axis
of We're-Just-As-Evil-So-There.
Interviewed in his prison cell in Abu Ghraib, former Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein scoffed at the protests from Sudan and Serbia. "What?
You call yourselves evil? Gimme a break! We are the Mother of All
Evil! We were at war with 34 countries in 1991 - try and beat that,
losers! And we had more non-existent weapons of mass destruction than
anyone I know- just ask Bush and Blair. Plus, we could launch them in
45 minutes!" He then broke into the chorus of Michael Jackson's hit
song 'Bad', while doing a moonwalk around his prison cell.
In addition, the State Department is also analysing the feasibility of
a compromise solution where countries could be included in other Axes
according to different grades of Evil, ranging from the Axis of the
Wicked, Axis of Nastiness, Axis of Badness and Axis of The Plain Mean,
to the Axis of Naughtiness, Axis of Mischief, Axis of the Occasionally
Misbehaves and Axis of the Often Cranky.
"We will explore all avenues to ensure that every sovereign country
will have a fair and equal opportunity to work towards being bombed
and invaded by us, and liberated in the name of freedom and
democracy," Falsemann stressed.
Falsemann denied the existence of a leaked White House memo mooting
the classification of an Axis of the Just Plain Boring, consisting of
Canada, Norway and New Jersey.
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12 Jan 2005 08:57:30 PM |
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Subject: US to expand Axis of Evil
From: Cuan
Date: 1/11/2005 11:56 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <tul9u0hp2b0l5ticq8rtgn6ekeensn76qs@4ax.com>
http://www.sabrizain.org/iraq/nmt/
US to expand Axis of Evil
New York .... In response to growing international pressure, Bush
aides today indicated that the State Department is looking at revising
the list of countries in the Axis of Evil. "We are looking at a
variety of policy options and alternatives, such as the possibility of
changing it to a Quartet of Evil or even an Evil Dirty Dozen," said
State Department spokesman Harry Falsemann.
George W Bush first referred to the "axis of evil" during his State of
the Union in May 2002, singling out Iran, Iraq and North Korea as
rogue states arming to threaten the peace of the world. Sudan launched
a withering verbal attack on the US at the UN General Assembly today,
accusing the Bush Administration of "favouritism" and "prejudice" for
being excluded from membership of the Axis of Evil.
"The government of Sudan has worked hard to do everything Iraq has
done," said Sudan's Ambassador to the UN Osama ben Janjaweed. "We've
outlawed democracy. We have a brutal military dictatorship. We have
massacred tens of thousands of our own citizens. We have starved
millions more. We have ignored UN resolutions. But what do we get for
all our Evildoer ways? Nada. Zip."
Sudan accused the US of blatant favouritism, saying Iraq was given
special preference just because it has the second largest oil reserves
in the world. That is grossly unfair," ben Janjaweed protested.
"Anyway, we're Africa's largest producer of sesame seed - come on,
that surely must count for something, guys. Think buns. Think bread
sticks"
Similar criticism came from former Serbian president Slobovan
Milosevic. "We massacred, we butchered, we ethnically-cleansed, we
invaded, stuck our finger up at the UN, we did everything right. But
because we have no oil, we're treated like any other regular,
civilized, law-abiding country by the US. It is an insult to Evildoers
everywhere."
Sudan and Serbia have started informal talks proposing their own Axis
of We're-Just-As-Evil-So-There.
Interviewed in his prison cell in Abu Ghraib, former Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein scoffed at the protests from Sudan and Serbia. "What?
You call yourselves evil? Gimme a break! We are the Mother of All
Evil! We were at war with 34 countries in 1991 - try and beat that,
losers! And we had more non-existent weapons of mass destruction than
anyone I know- just ask Bush and Blair. Plus, we could launch them in
45 minutes!" He then broke into the chorus of Michael Jackson's hit
song 'Bad', while doing a moonwalk around his prison cell.
In addition, the State Department is also analysing the feasibility of
a compromise solution where countries could be included in other Axes
according to different grades of Evil, ranging from the Axis of the
Wicked, Axis of Nastiness, Axis of Badness and Axis of The Plain Mean,
to the Axis of Naughtiness, Axis of Mischief, Axis of the Occasionally
Misbehaves and Axis of the Often Cranky.
"We will explore all avenues to ensure that every sovereign country
will have a fair and equal opportunity to work towards being bombed
and invaded by us, and liberated in the name of freedom and
democracy," Falsemann stressed.
Falsemann denied the existence of a leaked White House memo mooting
the classification of an Axis of the Just Plain Boring, consisting of
Canada, Norway and New Jersey.
I'm amazed they didn't include France and Germany.
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| Title: Re: US to expand Axis of Evil |
12 Jan 2005 01:03:09 PM |
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Cuan <an@nymous.co.za>, wrote in alt.prophecies.nostradamus, on, 12 jan 2005 07:56:49 GMT:
Falsemann denied the existence of a leaked White House memo mooting
the classification of an Axis of the Just Plain Boring, consisting of
Canada, Norway
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You got that one correct.
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H.
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| User: "Henning Larsen" |
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| Title: Re: US to expand Axis of Evil |
12 Jan 2005 01:04:06 PM |
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Henning Larsen <NONEXISTANT@NONEXISTANT.XXX>, wrote in
alt.prophecies.nostradamus, on, 12 jan 2005 19:03:09 GMT:
Cuan <an@nymous.co.za>, wrote in alt.prophecies.nostradamus, on, 12
jan 2005 07:56:49 GMT:
Falsemann denied the existence of a leaked White House memo mooting
the classification of an Axis of the Just Plain Boring, consisting of
Canada, Norway
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You got that one correct.
Norway, I mean ;-)
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H.
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: US to expand Axis of Evil |
12 Jan 2005 05:58:25 AM |
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Cuan wrote:
http://www.sabrizain.org/iraq/nmt/
US to expand Axis of Evil
<snip>
Falsemann denied the existence of a leaked White House memo mooting
the classification of an Axis of the Just Plain Boring, consisting of
Canada, Norway and New Jersey.
Haha ... and that's just the way I like it.
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