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24 Aug 2006 02:45:04 AM |
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=?utf-8?q?A_therapeutic_user's_guide_to_stress_relief_for_all_of_my_favorite_peoplez_--_from_your_Uncle_Wally_=E2=99=A5?= |
Gooday peoplez !!!!
Try these & I guarantee U that your stress levels will be dramatically
reduced !!!
Hint: U must scream these Uncle Wally mantras out at the top of your
lungs -- & preferably in a Public Place such as a major suburban
shopping center !!!
Watch all the faces & the reactions on the faces of the peoplez around
U -- & be prepared
for the potential of being bombarded by Center Management security
guards !!
1=2E Yeppers. Yes siree yes indeedy deedy do. Everything iz jolly well
frickin' well blooming marvelous, fantasmasgorically splendiferously
Truly Wonrous & grand-spanking Hunky Dory (Try saying this very loud
ten times & at a slightly faster pace each time).....
2=2E FRICK yeah !!!! (Repeat 100 times in a very loud thunderous voice)
3=2E This one's for the Kiddies;
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following Uncle Wally mantra -- it
really workx !!!!!
Put one hand on the teachers shoulder, tilt your head to one side, give
the teach a wink of an eye & a Humungous Cheshire cat grin & say the
following in a loud confident tone:
"Teach, I couldn't give a tick's testicle or a flying fart from a rat's
tight tiny little a$$hole what U think !!!!"
Now wait for the reaction on his/her face !!!!
Classic !!!!
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY (More Uncle Wally Mantras next week)
N-joy =E2=99=A5
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| Title: Re: A therapeutic user's guide to stress relief for all of my favorite peoplez -- from your Uncle Wally ? |
24 Aug 2006 06:31:21 PM |
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Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following
We put thumb tacks on our teachers seat and waited for reaction as she sat
on them.
You could have a mantra for the teachers when they sit on thumb tacks!!
"Uncle Wally.·:*¨¨*:·. ?©®T" <stargatedecember2012@yahoo.ca> wrote in
message news:1156405504.209468.223760@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
Gooday peoplez !!!!
Try these & I guarantee U that your stress levels will be dramatically
reduced !!!
Hint: U must scream these Uncle Wally mantras out at the top of your
lungs -- & preferably in a Public Place such as a major suburban
shopping center !!!
Watch all the faces & the reactions on the faces of the peoplez around
U -- & be prepared
for the potential of being bombarded by Center Management security
guards !!
1. Yeppers. Yes siree yes indeedy deedy do. Everything iz jolly well
frickin' well blooming marvelous, fantasmasgorically splendiferously
Truly Wonrous & grand-spanking Hunky Dory (Try saying this very loud
ten times & at a slightly faster pace each time).....
2. FRICK yeah !!!! (Repeat 100 times in a very loud thunderous voice)
3. This one's for the Kiddies;
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following Uncle Wally mantra -- it
really workx !!!!!
Put one hand on the teachers shoulder, tilt your head to one side, give
the teach a wink of an eye & a Humungous Cheshire cat grin & say the
following in a loud confident tone:
"Teach, I couldn't give a tick's testicle or a flying fart from a rat's
tight tiny little a$$hole what U think !!!!"
Now wait for the reaction on his/her face !!!!
Classic !!!!
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY (More Uncle Wally Mantras next week)
N-joy ?
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| User: "=?utf-8?B?VGhlIExhc3QgMjMwOSBEYXlzLsK3OirCqMKoKjrCty4g4pmlwqnCruKEog==?=" |
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| Title: Re: A therapeutic user's guide to stress relief for all of my favorite peoplez -- from your Uncle Wally ? |
24 Aug 2006 10:52:19 PM |
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bye wrote:
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following
We put thumb tacks on our teachers seat and waited for reaction as she sat
on them.
You could have a mantra for the teachers when they sit on thumb tacks!!
She'd probably scream something along the lines of:
I'll jolly well frickin' well crush the little turd that did this into
a frickin' pulp & have his/her guts for garters !!!! ;-)
HOOROO ;-)
UNCLE WALLY ;-)
"Uncle Wally.=C2=B7:*=C2=A8=C2=A8*:=C2=B7. ?=C2=A9=C2=AET" <stargatedecem=
ber2012@yahoo.ca> wrote in
message news:1156405504.209468.223760@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
Gooday peoplez !!!!
Try these & I guarantee U that your stress levels will be dramatically
reduced !!!
Hint: U must scream these Uncle Wally mantras out at the top of your
lungs -- & preferably in a Public Place such as a major suburban
shopping center !!!
Watch all the faces & the reactions on the faces of the peoplez around
U -- & be prepared
for the potential of being bombarded by Center Management security
guards !!
1. Yeppers. Yes siree yes indeedy deedy do. Everything iz jolly well
frickin' well blooming marvelous, fantasmasgorically splendiferously
Truly Wonrous & grand-spanking Hunky Dory (Try saying this very loud
ten times & at a slightly faster pace each time).....
2. FRICK yeah !!!! (Repeat 100 times in a very loud thunderous voice)
3. This one's for the Kiddies;
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following Uncle Wally mantra -- it
really workx !!!!!
Put one hand on the teachers shoulder, tilt your head to one side, give
the teach a wink of an eye & a Humungous Cheshire cat grin & say the
following in a loud confident tone:
"Teach, I couldn't give a tick's testicle or a flying fart from a rat's
tight tiny little a$$hole what U think !!!!"
Now wait for the reaction on his/her face !!!!
Classic !!!!
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY (More Uncle Wally Mantras next week)
=20
N-joy ?
=20
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| User: "=?utf-8?B?V29ybGQgV2FyIElJSSAyMDA2IFtUaGUgTGFzdCAyMzAwIERheXNd4pml4oSi?=" |
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| Title: =?utf-8?q?Re:_A_therapeutic_user's_guide_to_stress_relief_for_all_of_my_favorite_peoplez_--_from_your_Uncle_Wally_=E2=99=A5?= |
04 Sep 2006 11:19:20 PM |
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Here'z a new one just added -- hot off the proverbial presses, so to
speak:
The Uncle Wally Principle of Universal Love:
Try this one (read out aloud in the middle of your nearest suburban
shopping center -- but a note of caution: watch out for the security
guards)
For Frick's sake, peoplez, why can't we all just jolly well frickin'
well love & care for one
another, nurture & caress one another !!!!
We all come from the same primordial soup, so come on peoplez, let's
all just jolly well frickin' well get to it !!!!!
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
Gooday peoplez !!!!
Try these & I guarantee U that your stress levels will be dramatically
reduced !!!
Hint: U must scream these Uncle Wally mantras out at the top of your
lungs -- & preferably in a Public Place such as a major suburban
shopping center !!!
Watch all the faces & the reactions on the faces of the peoplez around
U -- & be prepared
for the potential of being bombarded by Center Management security
guards !!
1=2E Yeppers. Yes siree yes indeedy deedy do. Everything iz jolly well
frickin' well blooming marvelous, fantasmasgorically splendiferously
Truly Wonrous & grand-spanking Hunky Dory (Try saying this very loud
ten times & at a slightly faster pace each time).....
2=2E FRICK yeah !!!! (Repeat 100 times in a very loud thunderous voice)
3=2E This one's for the Kiddies;
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following Uncle Wally mantra -- it
really workx !!!!!
Put one hand on the teachers shoulder, tilt your head to one side, give
the teach a wink of an eye & a Humungous Cheshire cat grin & say the
following in a loud confident tone:
"Teach, I couldn't give a tick's testicle or a flying fart from a rat's
tight tiny little a$$hole what U think !!!!"
Now wait for the reaction on his/her face !!!!
Classic !!!!
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY (More Uncle Wally Mantras next week)
N-joy =E2=99=A5=20
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| User: "fish." |
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| Title: Re: A therapeutic user's guide to stress relief for all of my favorite peoplez -- from your Uncle Wally ? |
04 Sep 2006 11:38:42 PM |
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In article <1157429960.243940.164640@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
stargatedecember2012@yahoo.ca says...
Here'z a new one just added -- hot off the proverbial presses, so to
speak:
The Uncle Wally Principle of Universal Love:
Try this one (read out aloud in the middle of your nearest suburban
shopping center -- but a note of caution: watch out for the security
guards)
For Frick's sake, peoplez, why can't we all just jolly well frickin'
well love & care for one
another, nurture & caress one another !!!!
We all come from the same primordial soup, so come on peoplez, let's
all just jolly well frickin' well get to it !!!!!
==========================================
Gooday peoplez !!!!
Try these & I guarantee U that your stress levels will be dramatically
reduced !!!
Hint: U must scream these Uncle Wally mantras out at the top of your
lungs -- & preferably in a Public Place such as a major suburban
shopping center !!!
Watch all the faces & the reactions on the faces of the peoplez around
U -- & be prepared
for the potential of being bombarded by Center Management security
guards !!
1. Yeppers. Yes siree yes indeedy deedy do. Everything iz jolly well
frickin' well blooming marvelous, fantasmasgorically splendiferously
Truly Wonrous & grand-spanking Hunky Dory (Try saying this very loud
ten times & at a slightly faster pace each time).....
2. FRICK yeah !!!! (Repeat 100 times in a very loud thunderous voice)
3. This one's for the Kiddies;
Next time your teacher says something that **really** pi$$es U off
**BIG** time -- simply try the following Uncle Wally mantra -- it
really workx !!!!!
Put one hand on the teachers shoulder, tilt your head to one side, give
the teach a wink of an eye & a Humungous Cheshire cat grin & say the
following in a loud confident tone:
"Teach, I couldn't give a tick's testicle or a flying fart from a rat's
tight tiny little a$$hole what U think !!!!"
Now wait for the reaction on his/her face !!!!
Classic !!!!
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY (More Uncle Wally Mantras next week)
N-joy ?
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***** that was pathetic, quick apply for a job on The Wedge.
--
"What's that got to do with my KNOB?"
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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| User: "kmiller" |
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| Title: =?utf-8?q?Re:_A_therapeutic_user's_guide_to_stress_relief_for_all_of_my_favorite_peoplez_--_from_your_Uncle_Wally_=E2=99=A5?= |
26 Aug 2006 02:22:05 AM |
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Thanks for the insight there Wally
[Opition #2 was quite helpful !!! ]
;-)
I think that I may have been experiencing a "Mel Gibson 'moment' " a
few days ago;
}:< ([
But I'm feeling much better now.
:-)
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