I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

HOOROO

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Tornado hits London injuring six [+video/photos]

UPDATED 12.50pm Friday December 8, 2006
By Tahani Karrar

LONDON - A tornado ripped roofs off homes and tore down walls in a
residential area of northwest London, injuring six people.

Television footage showed a trail of destruction in Kensal Rise, with
trees uprooted and cars damaged by falling debris. Tornadoes in Britain
are normally weak and rarely cause damage.

Local resident Daniel Bidgood was in his house when the tornado, which
he said was about 20 metres across, smashed his windows.

"It was very large and certainly very powerful," he told BBC
television. "You could see it ripping up heavy chunks of mortar and
smashing it into cars."

One man in his 50s was taken to hospital with head injuries. Five other
adults were treated for shock and minor injuries after the tornado
struck at around 11 am local time (midnight NZT).

Around 100 houses were damaged, a Fire Brigade spokesman said, "so I
would imagine several hundred people may be displaced". Some of those
evacuated were being housed in local churches.

More than 20 fire engines were sent to the scene and the area was
cordoned off.

The London tornado was rated at T4 on a scale of 0 to 10. This means
winds were moving at between 185 and 219 km/h, rating the tornado as
severe, said a spokesman for the Meteorological Office.

The cost in London could run into millions of pounds. Houses in the
area cost an average 550,000 pounds ($1.6m), a local real estate agent
said.

The Met Office issued severe weather warnings for southern England,
with heavy rains and winds gusting up to 113 km/h, after the warmest
autumn in the last 347 years.

- REUTERS

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