voodoo child
+++
rogue traders
'voodoo child'
+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++
just leavin my shoppin list for paulie to
download
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she snores
she farts
she pulls her pants on before her underwear
"hey?"
trust me
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i'm not a doctor
+++
"meanwhile"
"the next day"
sorry
i went out
+++
went to th kids party
not too many kids
we were all mostly
well behaved
no-one got drunk till after dark
started at eleven
did a little bit of clowning but
not too much
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dropped jen and jade home
on my way outta th party
so i was half way to th
fortitude vally
and
i been singin already half th night
to th guitar
and
kids drum
in th back yard
so
"i went singin"
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eminem
'lose yourself'
+++
i left jen's place and
drove into th valley
didnt have bicycle shorts on so
bit tentative on th unicycle
but
i was well stoned
and half cut
so i only rode thru th whole place after midnight
twice
just usin it as transport
sang with mika and jess
and when
jess went down to
play guitar on his own corner
mika put me on th
heartbeat drum
so i
sang into a pretty girls
"and a coupel pretty boys"
"eyes again"
which was nice
"was very careful to not talk unicycles to just anybody"
cept th guy who could ride one
"one footed it"
"lovely guy"
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ya dont know how much ya miss it
till ya go out and do it again
+++
goin to random
hang on a tick
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the black eyed peas
'third eye'
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had a whoel load of ppl smokin out of my
hash pipe last night
kept handin it back full
fuckin gorgeous
full of crap today of course
+++
plastic rbt coppper piece of cooling tube
with a hash pipe jammed in th end
+++
stayed out singin till
half three
missed rock spider
he was out th night before
parrently
and wasnt interested
in chasin up
any new
players
just nod gday
+++
mika's
added a few new
songs to his repertoire
so i got to
stretch jennifer's voice a little
a coupel kisses blown at me
somenice pretty girls
"and boys"
sittin on th
bus seat opposite
while we grooved
th drum loved me last night
let me get away with murder
i'd been playin a mini kit earlier
with one stick
was different
anyway
th rhythm was kinda happening
i told mika th drum was alive
beautiful
full soundin
heartbeat we were gettin out of it
got a beautiful big sweet spot
and he gave me a real nice compliment
gotta say though folks
when ya get handed th drum
dont try to
beat th livin ***** out of it
start on somethin simple
some of th best drummin i did last night was
just
on th rhythm
and a big heartbeat
keep it simple
+++
tenacious d
'kielbasa'
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"warmer"
+++
little brother's out
choppin th disco in half
it goin to th dump today
oh and
i wrote all over red rover th other day
was prophetic
big changes next time ya visit robbie
nough said
oh yeah
saw ya in th street last night
i'll get some peace later on this evening for a while
ya makin a racket man
woke me up
got in after four
wot's up ?
oh
ya bought an XE falcon
piccie in th paper on th table
i'll wait till it's
in th driveway
"garage ?"
well
i woke up
to th sound of a falcon idling in th driveway
listen away
nup not mine
wot's he up to ?
"big grinder goin out there"
bye bye disco
+++
i thought you were shitcanning th xb man
th nephew found a little bit too much rust
"youy watch th gearstick come out of it first"
<<< smile >>>
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i couldnt hang any longer mika
we came down and
our supply had run out
bout dusk
but th kuta family
looked after me gorgeous
+++
the verve
'weeping willow'
+++
thanks barbie girl
jenny in me went singin
and
had a real nice time
i even went for a coupel walks
gettin coffees for mika and me
bunch of girls
hi unicycle man
gday
how ya goin ?
yeah hasnt my hair grown
been maybe two and a half months
shark fin wizard hat
stayed firmly placed
in th car
no helmet on th unicycle
th wizard has not returned
just pedallin in to go singin
got th siren blatted at me
and yeleld at by oine cop
he said
that's ridiculous
i'd just cut all th traffic off
and crossed th road
oh hi
no ticket
not threat
just
a bit of shakin head
"fuckin kuta"
***** copper
what would he know
+++
the black eyed peas
'the apl song'
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course
i spent all that time singin
not twnety feet
from th copshop
door
someone else had th centre position in th mall
and mika fairly straight
th cops leave im alone
he dont sing loud often
drums and beautiful guitar
lovely man
yeah i
did sing a coupel songs
bout th cops
but mostly
they well behaved
one made a point of sayin gday
i aint been away that long
hey fellas
+++
"hey dickless tracys"
shutup you
you spent half your night
chattin to your lesbian friends
dropped em home on yur way into th valley
+++
tool
'aenema'
+++
dont touch that
i know her proclivities
+++
yur mum was funny jennifer
but we get on a lot better
barely talked th first three years
at least now
she puts ***** on me too
"you are family"
extended family
dont wanna be your son
"thanks dear"
+++
cracked mark up
he'd left th last party
sayin i could take over
as rudest person there
jade's jennifer
slayed me five minutes later
ah man
jenny
you wicked cow
+++
"thanks for th lovely chat jade"
yeah yur girlfriend chucked daggers at me
"and a coupel of balls"
and she bowled me clean in th backyard
for two ducks in a row
are you kiddin ?
there's drugs to be consumed
right there
i count as a girl
i get two bats
whole place yellin at jade's jennifer
ah ***** jen
how do you classify as a girl ?
for *****'s sake
she been battin at half th crowd
stay awake man
you'll cop one in th head
+++
a perfect circle
'pet'
+++
was wanderin loose around my fretboard
before bainsey went thru th d string
left th axe at th party
they still playin it wheni left
just nice quiet
background music
playin with harmonies like
groovin on th smiles
"and th squidgey chikc"
ok
and sure enough
tennis ball
missed th ear by
half a centimetre
***** man
this more dangerous than singin in th street
love ya jen
"and jade"
+++
"was nice to slip back into harmony"
lara caught ya jen
she observant
"all th chicks"
most
i dont listen
psychic
just say th right thing back
ok give me that again
nah
that was in memory
th psychic flash i got of that bird was pretty
cool
and th first time
i was confused by it's identity too
was a huge crow
kept thinkin
it was th scrub turkey
up in th big tree
we were yackin away
and he arrived back on cue
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'
+++
monica was around
so we had to tame it down a bit
"if that was tame"
both th other grandparents were
***** this and
***** that
and cunting hell
you know
pushin her buttons
but she was too cool for them
we had a coupel giggles together
ya gotta be in yur fifties at least girl
"add ten or twenty paulie"
shh
+++
i thought th non dope smokers werent comin
ah *****
gday monica
+++
"big smile"
+++
jenny wouldnt bite last
just
wouldnt talk back to anybody
yellin out stupid unicycle *****
oblivious
th unicycle ridin was crap
by th way
way too trashed and
didnt do a warm up ride
"wot testicles ?"
+++
maybe this arv ya mad unicycle
plenty of sunday left
"throwin land rovers to th four winds"
dusk is lookin cool
"thunderstorm"
after it if it comes
+++
man have i missed
pretty girls
dancin
while i play th drum
i gott aget this guy off it mika
he so off th beat
when i jumped back on last time
took me ten minutes
to remove his
off timing
+++
powderfinger
'since you've been gone'
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raven came thru
played th drum for us
you improvin man
american guy
ben here a little while
u better than that oz guy
no worries
he got no rhythm
but we encouraged him
and he did improve
flogged th drum back
when th crowd
picked up
and tried to get em to lift their feet
+++
"i sang long enough"
"i got a sore bum"
"sittin on th ground"
on yur twoel girl
not a
complete fool
even if i did ride in
on a unicycle
yeah dude
***** of a lot easier than walking
you an observant man raven
+++
jenny likes ya
+++
sings nice when yur around
+++
pj harvey
'send his love to me'
+++
i'd aired down
to ride in th back yard
at barbie girls
round th barbeque
so th tyre was a bit low for
boppin thru street crowd
after midnight
heaps of traction but
much tyre flex
and this tyre never been
thru th nightclubber crowd
was kinda out there
couple of months out of practise
you know
got thru without too much hassle
bounced off a coupel walls
"and off a coupel ppl"
sorry folks
+++
didnt see any lesbians walkin their girlfriends on a leash
but i did see a couple with dog collars
kimmie and i were talkin earlier about th valley of old
before it got infested by th straights and th yuppies
+++
thanks wal
i needed that
+++
cake
'never there'
+++
you are man
you said some real nice words
+++
"he fuckin my sister"
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gotta
trek to th shop
and buy some backie
have another cuppa
and
kick back for a bit
sunday lunch time
with almost no voice left and
a sore right hand from drummin
"<<<smiel >>>"
and sore bits in th face
smiled so much
you know
hope yur weekend is
felling groovey
too
..
..
..
pirate jenny
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p.s.
i never found that rbt jen
we musta driven around it
"<<< smile >>>"
"we generally only drink two drinks"
"if we're gunna drive thru one"
"touch wood"
how many rums did i have ?
i was drinkin bourbon
"gave one to jennifer's girlfriend"
cant be too cut at me
i drove em home
+++
the who
'magic bus'
+++
so you ok now jenny ?
"yeah man thanks"
"had a nice sing"
+++
didnt she fill my hashpipe at least one time ?
"yeah paulie"
"she even played th guitar sweetly"
it's all good then
+++
ween
'voodoo lady'(live)
+++
ah good
better late than never
couldnt close th page till you showed up
+++
"still had to close my eyes to get on it"
"grab a big note and hang on"
"open my eyes to rejoin th action and"
"ah th girls are dancing"
"nic eboy playin th drum so i can"
"fly"
"i had a but beautiful fuckin fly"
"mika and i played our"
"harmonies to each other and"
"a real nice boy chcucked a pack of fags at me"
"ta"
"mika dont liek them"
"all mine"
i left three when you left
"you wanna go to th shop"
ten minutes ago
"sorry"
nah
dont matter
+++
"i got lots of love"
"thank you"
+++
i really missed that
singin to a pretty girl
that she's pretty
and being blatant
"and watchin her turn it on"
oh hey dude what was that ?
ah ya just gotta
have some stones
push th hash pipe into th pocket for th
fourty third time
singin outside th copshop
smile and
rememebr that i'm also drumming
ah *****
at least th hand knows what it's doin
lesse if this other one can light me a smoke...
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