Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human waste is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds. It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge waste in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach her at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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04 Feb 2006 03:25:16 AM |
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Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all, if you this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human waste is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds. It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge waste in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach her at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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| User: "Nero Peptide" |
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04 Feb 2006 08:50:56 AM |
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"Mr. Hyde" <mr.hyde@plan-site.com> wrote in message
news:op_Ef.23437$Iw6.885076@news20.bellglobal.com...
Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all, if
you this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least
petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
Well, firstly, Jane typically dumps a lot of soupy brown loads on this
group, making short-sighted quick quips that continually get her into
"misunderstandings" (as he would call them) with others here, provoking
accusations of racism and religious bigotry, among other complaints.
I theorize that she has an "incontinence problem" and could be
chronically, uncontrollably dumping brownies elsewhere.
Doc :))
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human waste
is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going
to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but
this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the
suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit
the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from
some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks
like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds.
It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge waste
in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only
from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up
with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken
down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint
to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no
permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let
rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down
and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach her
at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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| User: "Jane" |
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04 Feb 2006 09:12:43 AM |
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"Mr. Hyde" <mr.hyde@plan-site.com> wrote in message
news:op_Ef.23437$Iw6.885076@news20.bellglobal.com...
Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
Thanks, Kim, but I'm not going to bother with Doc's shitty posts. He
obviously has some sick fetishes (probably likes golden showers, too) and is
becoming more senile by the day...I don't want to encourage him to continue
to feature me in his depraved fantasy life!
Jane
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all, if you
this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least
petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human waste
is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks
like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds. It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge waste
in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken
down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach her
at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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| User: "Doc" |
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| Title: Re: Was Jane aboard a plane flight over Michigan?? |
04 Feb 2006 09:48:57 AM |
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"Jane" <pushlinque@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Gv3Ff.25363$Iw6.909979@news20.bellglobal.com...
"Mr. Hyde" <mr.hyde@plan-site.com> wrote in message
news:op_Ef.23437$Iw6.885076@news20.bellglobal.com...
Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
Thanks, Kim, but I'm not going to bother with Doc's shitty posts. He
obviously has some sick fetishes (probably likes golden showers, too)
and is becoming more senile by the day...I don't want to encourage him
to continue to feature me in his depraved fantasy life!
Jane
Who's gonna' get beheaded by your bloody wood axe next, Jane? I'm avenging
the senseless murder of my buddy, Ahmadinejad. And, you haven't seen the
worst of my wrath yet! bruhahhahaha...my's mind not the issue, it's your
verbal incontinence and premeditated killing. If it takes a big butt plug
to stop it, so be it. Bend over, damnit!!
Doc ;@
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all, if
you this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least
petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human
waste is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going
to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but
this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the
suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but
there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop
to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit
the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from
some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks
like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds.
It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge
waste in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only
from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up
with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is
a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he
could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken
down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint
to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no
permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let
rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get
more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down
and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach
her at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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| User: "Jane" |
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| Title: Re: Was Jane aboard a plane flight over Michigan?? |
04 Feb 2006 10:14:01 AM |
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"Doc" <bushelsofbushrot@HellsHereNow.com> wrote in message
news:11u9j7c2971oka8@corp.supernews.com...
"Jane" <pushlinque@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Gv3Ff.25363$Iw6.909979@news20.bellglobal.com...
"Mr. Hyde" <mr.hyde@plan-site.com> wrote in message
news:op_Ef.23437$Iw6.885076@news20.bellglobal.com...
Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
Thanks, Kim, but I'm not going to bother with Doc's shitty posts. He
obviously has some sick fetishes (probably likes golden showers, too) and
is becoming more senile by the day...I don't want to encourage him to
continue to feature me in his depraved fantasy life!
Jane
Who's gonna' get beheaded by your bloody wood axe next, Jane? I'm avenging
the senseless murder of my buddy, Ahmadinejad. And, you haven't seen the
worst of my wrath yet! bruhahhahaha...my's mind not the issue, it's your
verbal incontinence and premeditated killing. If it takes a big butt plug
to stop it, so be it. Bend over, damnit!!
Ahmadinejad was your creation; only you could kill him off.
If you don't like my posts, don't read 'em. No "butt plug" required.
Jane
Doc ;@
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all, if
you this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least
petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human waste
is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes going
to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but
this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the
suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds hit
the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from
some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it looks
like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds.
It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge waste
in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only
from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up
with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had broken
down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical tint
to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no
permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let
rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid down
and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach her
at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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| User: "Doc" |
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| Title: Re: Was Jane aboard a plane flight over Michigan?? |
04 Feb 2006 09:04:55 PM |
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"Jane" <pushlinque@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9p4Ff.25448$Iw6.922428@news20.bellglobal.com...
"Doc" <bushelsofbushrot@HellsHereNow.com> wrote in message
news:11u9j7c2971oka8@corp.supernews.com...
"Jane" <pushlinque@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Gv3Ff.25363$Iw6.909979@news20.bellglobal.com...
"Mr. Hyde" <mr.hyde@plan-site.com> wrote in message
news:op_Ef.23437$Iw6.885076@news20.bellglobal.com...
Not to be a defender of 'Jane' (as I am sure she can hold her own).
Thanks, Kim, but I'm not going to bother with Doc's shitty posts. He
obviously has some sick fetishes (probably likes golden showers, too)
and is becoming more senile by the day...I don't want to encourage him
to continue to feature me in his depraved fantasy life!
Jane
Who's gonna' get beheaded by your bloody wood axe next, Jane? I'm
avenging the senseless murder of my buddy, Ahmadinejad. And, you
haven't seen the worst of my wrath yet! bruhahhahaha...my's mind not
the issue, it's your verbal incontinence and premeditated killing. If
it takes a big butt plug to stop it, so be it. Bend over, damnit!!
Ahmadinejad was your creation; only you could kill him off.
If you don't like my posts, don't read 'em. No "butt plug" required.
Jane
You're right, as I've already admitted, Ahmadinejad was my creation -- a
piece of fantasy -- so you should understand this is all part of a
continuing joke, a game.
I thought you'd play along, but it looks like you're getting steamed. So,
I won't post any more "shitty" messages that have excrement suggestively
tied to you, Jane, dear. I don't want to give you any reason to chop my
head off. heehee..
But, ya know, I would say the same thing to you: if you don't like my
posts, then don't read 'em.
Doc ;@
But, first of all, how does this relate to 'Jane'; and most of all,
if you this person hasn't
considered moving (which I would), why hasn't this person at least
petitioned their local
Representatives ???
--
Mr. Hyde(ing) in Plan Site [ :-) ]
"Nero Peptide" <celljellysinmysoul@peptideparty.com> wrote in message
news:11u8rcuhub9ac81@corp.supernews.com...
Manure falls from sky -- for second time
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE SAGINAW NEWS
He's heard that it's impossible, but Timothy J. Rohn swears human
waste is
raining from the sky.
"It doesn't look like friendly stuff," said the 47-year-old Richland
Township resident whose home is in the flight path of airplanes
going to
and from MBS International Airport. "Bird poop is kind of white, but
this
is a lot of brown. It's a mess."
Tuesday, for the second time in as many months, Rohn found the
suspicious
substance splattered on the side of his truck and his home, on North
Raucholz near Geddes.
"It's in the exact same spot," he said. "Some of it is white, but
there
are a lot of brown blotches, and it doesn't look like any goose poop
to
me. Plus, it would be quite a coincidence to have that many birds
hit the
exact same spot twice."
Even Richland Township Police Officer Gary Wade is perplexed.
"It's manure," Wade said, "and it came from the sky. If it came from
some
kind of fowl, it had to be one heck of a large flock. To me, it
looks like
bird droppings but, man, it had to be an awful large flock of birds.
It's
all over."
Both Rohn and Wade said they know that airplanes cannot discharge
waste in
flight because the mechanism that opens the hatch is accessible only
from
the outside of the craft.
Still, Rohn wonders if the holding tank or valve could leak.
"The airplanes turn when they go over our house, so they can line up
with
the radar on Orr," Rohn said. "What I'm wondering is whether there
is a
cap that can fall off or leak, because this is the second time it's
happened, and I don't want it to happen a third time. What if my
8-year-old daughter was outside when it happened?"
Rohn said the substance definitely is excrement and, from what he
could
see Tuesday night, it may have contained toilet paper that had
broken down
in chemicals. He said he did not notice a blue or other chemical
tint to
the substance.
The material, which appeared between noon and 3 p.m., caused no
permanent
damage to Rohn's house or truck. The first time it happened, he let
rain
and snow do the washing for him.
Rohn said he plans to contact airport officials today, just to get
more
information.
"I was irate at first," he said. "But I took an aspirin and laid
down and
called it a day." v
LaNia Coleman is a staff writer for The Saginaw News. You may reach
her at
776-9690.
http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1138807284301690.xml&coll=9
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04 Feb 2006 04:11:27 AM |
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"why hasn't this person at least petitioned their local Representatives
???"
Better ask Doc. He might know ;)
Werewolfy
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04 Feb 2006 08:52:22 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:1139047887.447169.12580@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
"why hasn't this person at least petitioned their local Representatives
???"
Better ask Doc. He might know ;)
Werewolfy
Your intuition is on target. Congrats! LOL!
Doc
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