Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
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| User: "tw" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 07:17:16 AM |
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"Johnny5" <johncon2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
I always picture him as Neil from the Young Ones.
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| User: "Woodswun" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 06:27:50 PM |
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Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
Not surprising, since the apostles all took themselves so darned
seriously.
Woods
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| User: "The Master" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 12:41:39 PM |
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Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
Neither is there mentioned in the Bible of Jesus ever...
Having a *****
Having a crap
Having a wank
Getting pissed
Getting laid
Having a good time
Claiming to be the Christ
Claiming to be God
Etc.. Etc..
But if he did in fact exist, as the religiously inclined will tell you,
then presumably, as believers we must *assume* that he did all of these
things, shouldn't we?
Or must we sweep these *Truths* under the carpet, put our hands over our
ears, and sing in a loud voice "hallelujah", whenever these blasphemous
thoughts pop into our head!
The Master
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| User: "Hans D. Magnusson" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 12:52:48 PM |
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But he made some wine, so I guess he smiled every now and then.
"The Master" <True@gospels.com> skrev i meddelandet
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Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
laughing.
Neither is there mentioned in the Bible of Jesus ever...
Having a *****
Having a crap
Having a wank
Getting pissed
Getting laid
Having a good time
Claiming to be the Christ
Claiming to be God
Etc.. Etc..
But if he did in fact exist, as the religiously inclined will tell you,
then presumably, as believers we must *assume* that he did all of these
things, shouldn't we?
Or must we sweep these *Truths* under the carpet, put our hands over our
ears, and sing in a loud voice "hallelujah", whenever these blasphemous
thoughts pop into our head!
The Master
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 01:22:38 PM |
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Hans D. Magnusson wrote:
But he made some wine, so I guess he smiled every now and then.
Good point!
What about beer? Didn't I read about a pint being turned into a keg and
the bar patrons rejoiced and sang praises ( rather drunkenly ) until the
next morn?
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| User: "Perseid" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
10 Mar 2005 06:01:42 PM |
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Marvin The Paranoid Android <marvin@heartofgold.com> Spat the Words
Hans D. Magnusson wrote:
But he made some wine, so I guess he smiled every now and then.
Good point!
What about beer? Didn't I read about a pint being turned into a keg and
the bar patrons rejoiced and sang praises ( rather drunkenly ) until the
next morn?
No, it was with a single glass of beer he fed the multitudes
of thirsty bar-goers (it was a bar-keep's dream... minimize
costs, maximize output).
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
10 Mar 2005 09:29:46 PM |
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eidpers@anti-spam.comcast.net
(Perseid)
Marvin The Paranoid Android
<marvin@heartofgold.com> Spat the
Words
Hans D. Magnusson wrote:
But he made some wine, so I guess
he smiled every now and then.
Good point!
What about beer? Didn't I read about a
pint being turned into a keg and the bar
patrons rejoiced and sang praises (
rather drunkenly ) until the next morn?
No, it was with a single glass of beer he
fed the multitudes of thirsty bar-goers (it
was a bar-keep's dream... minimize
costs, maximize output).
No wonder the Doobie Bros. sang "Jesus is JUST Alright With Me!" :)
doot doot doot doot.....doot doot doot doot!
He also turned little squares of paper into............
HELLO! :D
SuZanne
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| User: "Gary Somai" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 01:19:26 PM |
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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:52:48 GMT, "Hans D. Magnusson" <hd@home.se>
wrote:
But he made some wine, so I guess he smiled every now and then.
Are you a Christian, Hans?
The Master
"The Master" <True@gospels.com> skrev i meddelandet
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Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever
laughing.
Neither is there mentioned in the Bible of Jesus ever...
Having a *****
Having a crap
Having a wank
Getting pissed
Getting laid
Having a good time
Claiming to be the Christ
Claiming to be God
Etc.. Etc..
But if he did in fact exist, as the religiously inclined will tell you,
then presumably, as believers we must *assume* that he did all of these
things, shouldn't we?
Or must we sweep these *Truths* under the carpet, put our hands over our
ears, and sing in a loud voice "hallelujah", whenever these blasphemous
thoughts pop into our head!
The Master
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| User: "Charly the Bastard" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
11 Mar 2005 06:43:52 PM |
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The Master wrote:
Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
Neither is there mentioned in the Bible of Jesus ever...
Having a *****
Having a crap
Having a wank
Getting pissed
Getting laid
Having a good time
Claiming to be the Christ
Claiming to be God
Etc.. Etc..
But if he did in fact exist, as the religiously inclined will tell you,
then presumably, as believers we must *assume* that he did all of these
things, shouldn't we?
Or must we sweep these *Truths* under the carpet, put our hands over our
ears, and sing in a loud voice "hallelujah", whenever these blasphemous
thoughts pop into our head!
The Master
What about the incursion at the Temple? Clearing the courtyard with a bullwhip
sounds pretty pissed to me. Think about what it must have been like; it smelled
like a slaughterhouse combined with a feedlot, the priests were making a really
nice chunk of change from the money laundering business at the front gate, the
animal vendors were scalping the prices to astronomical rates, the pompous
priests were being bribed to move the sacrifices of the rich and idiotic to the
head of the line. I'd be down for a motivational ***** whuppin' too. Hmmmmm....
sounds surprizingly like the TV preachers of today. Too bad I can't follow in
the Boss's footsteps.
Charly
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| User: "Absolute Zero" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
11 Mar 2005 07:08:42 PM |
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Charly the ***** wrote:
The Master wrote:
Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
Neither is there mentioned in the Bible of Jesus ever...
Having a *****
Having a crap
Having a wank
Getting pissed
Getting laid
Having a good time
Claiming to be the Christ
Claiming to be God
Etc.. Etc..
But if he did in fact exist, as the religiously inclined will tell you,
then presumably, as believers we must *assume* that he did all of these
things, shouldn't we?
Or must we sweep these *Truths* under the carpet, put our hands over our
ears, and sing in a loud voice "hallelujah", whenever these blasphemous
thoughts pop into our head!
The Master
What about the incursion at the Temple? Clearing the courtyard with a bullwhip
sounds pretty pissed to me. Think about what it must have been like; it smelled
like a slaughterhouse combined with a feedlot, the priests were making a really
nice chunk of change from the money laundering business at the front gate, the
animal vendors were scalping the prices to astronomical rates, the pompous
priests were being bribed to move the sacrifices of the rich and idiotic to the
head of the line. I'd be down for a motivational ***** whuppin' too. Hmmmmm....
sounds surprizingly like the TV preachers of today.
Where's the surprise?
-A
Too bad I can't follow in
the Boss's footsteps.
Charly
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 08:26:02 AM |
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Johnny5 wrote:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
Seems life was pretty miserable all around then.
Interesting observation tho ...
Buddhist texts ( The Gateless Gate and The Blue Cliff Records of koans )
have the odd passage of humour ( or what 'appears' to be humour ). There
are also many interesting characters ... some drunks.
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| User: "Fredrick Garvin" |
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| Title: Re: Was jesus miserable |
09 Mar 2005 11:21:15 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:00:48 +0000, Johnny5 expelled the following:
Did you know that there is no mention in the Bible of Jesus ever laughing.
That sucks.
Kind of like religion!
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