washin th dishes
+++
well
+++
my rego form has gone
+++
tatu
'all the things you say'
+++
well yur back in here
"makes snese"
"it's russian"
no dont explain
+++
"we wont see a cent for a while will we ?"
no
"runnin everywhere tomorrow"
give robbie a call
he wants some chroming done
"ok"
+++
bet ya it goes over 35 %
+++
"yur on"
+++
no drug money
+++
"well we aint goin to th street for that"
bush
+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++
ya didnt play yur version mika
+++
"or jess come to that"
+++
i want what that guy was smokin
that gave me a joint friday night
"that was fuckin mellow"
slays what we been gettin
"how th other half live"
+++
"we'llhave wheels"
and rego
with which to drive th fucker
"and no petrol money"
i love marma
"should that be karma?"
+++
something for kate
'three dimensions'
+++
"right rear pad is scraping"
+++
and i want an mp3 player
"and a new uni"
th list is always endless
+++
"settle for a steady drug supply"
+++
gunna jar you up
+++
"th chinese are safely home"
+++
"you wanna go back to bein a dishie ?"
hey ?
+++
i already started at th bottom once
+++
"i just wanna look a second time"
+++
royksopp
'i dont know what i can save you from'(remix)
+++
just when ya think
you;ve stopped rescuin ppl
it happens again
+++
i dont wanna feel that way
+++
i sit in a bath
ten mintues
climb out
get in my car
screaming
shut the
*****
up
drive over one mountain
and start drivin up another one
a girl
with a dinky little torch
"crying"
she's lost it
just left th hari krishanas and
livin on a hippie commune
i've pulled up
shut th ***** up
drag me outa my bath
what's wrong with you ?
another fucked up soul
as it happens
i tape th show
hippies fo rmy mate to watch
you wanna cme and watch
maybe i taped it for you
too
i know
i didnt do it for me
+++
kylie minogue
'i feel for you'
+++
she was screaming mik
and way strong
i had to bring her
home
th "commune"
she livin in
a joke
she sits
with a candle
alone in her caravan and
"cries"
coupel of cones with us
watch th dumb hippies doin
dumb hippie *****
maybe she can
laugh at her condition
+++
i wasnt polite when i pulled up
i apologize
my gift drags me
and compells
it doesnt own me
+++
"it stopped her cryin pretty quick"
cant stand a pretty girl cryin
+++
pissin down rain
on th highway
a mercedes
nobody will stop
alright bud
i'll try ya
can i help you ?
"been waiting long ?"
yur sisters hey
ah well
learned a two or thing about ppl
never sat so long on th side of th road
before someone stopped
"i'm laughing"
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++
"freak"
+++
i break down
if i dont break down in my driveway
which it is more normally
walk five feet
and someone stops to help me
+++
[deleted]
+++
?
'bump bump bump'
+++
what was it
studio
radio edit
remix
and other remix
+++
this is one of em
+++
<<<smiel >>>
+++
load drugs
"go out in style"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'my ex-girlfriends boyfriends got a band'
+++
'how hard did ya tread ?"
"paulie ?"
+++
"was not in a good mood"
+++
"lee woulda come and rescued us in th laundry"
josh did
"cause we were bein too noisy"
+++
"th pussification factor"
xactly
+++
i like xavier
im with you
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
lee woulda taken ya dancin afterwards but
self interest
+++
"nother fucked in th head redhead"
careful
i smacked one in th head yesterday with a baseball bat
in print
and a hard drive went
bye man
left with a single redhead
"russian flexi queen"
takin over my porn collection
"nearly all that;s left in pictures"
+++
i dunno
+++
reality's too strange
+++
city high
'caramel'
+++
lookit th state of my kitchen
for *****'s sake
+++
well that;s not
stayin there
+++
you take yur clothes off
and stand
here
+++
quiet
+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++
yeah but
has my crutch recovered sufficiently
to go unicycle flying
"i care"
dont ya wanna watch myth busters ?
"i bust myths"
+++
two dollar batteries
"ok"
"we fly"
..
..
..
free falling
"how wonderful was that?"
better than an orgasm
+++
i'll download it later
+++
hopped on th unicycle
picked a radio station and
away ya silver
fuckin beast
and here's this chick
askin th radio announcer to
just come around and do my dishes
this page of course bein
titled
frontally so to speak
as
washin th dishes
+++
beautiful fly
nice bit of wind
nice girlfriend under me
nice unicycle
and out surfin
under th big clouds
little spits of rain
gunna get me big boy ?
and nicely out of it
a synchronicity hit to start it
endorphin rush to th head
and
free falling
whiel was
free falling
off th fly wheel
down th back road
th country lane
ah man
+++
"that was a goodie"
+++
"perfect place for it too"
if ya liek th smell of cowshit and horseshit
+++
"and people"
+++
unpause
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++
it's 98% perfect
"as good as it gets"
mostly
+++
fuckin ell
+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++
it gave me three from th flight simulators
in a row
*****
+++
"so was that pants thru th wheel trick ?"
ok
i went ***** up alright
+++
"bloody thongs"
+++
i got off th traffic island first
+++
i'll never find anything else
as trick as this
five years on th wheel
it still fascinates me
+++
who are you ?
+++
blue oyster cult
'dont fear the reaper'
+++
boppin down th wrong side of th road
i dont think so
"it was th middle man"
so
it's where i am
+++
i see enough death before it happens
been on my shoulder all day
go away
+++
massive attack
'radiation ruling the nation'
+++
ya just want someone
to come wash yur dishes
it's never ending
+++
wash a couple thousand a day and it
all blurs
+++
i can only see seven pots
thought you said ya had a problem
+++
i have nuthing to offer
"except indescribale magic"
so it cant be described then ?
+++
next yur gunna do an elle and tell us
ya never sold a big condom
+++
"where th ***** are you ?"
sorry
got lost
+++
still kackin
+++
"i came i saw"
"i only sold medium condoms"
would you buy a large condom from elle mc pherson
"***** yeah"
"maybe they figured they were already out of her league"
that's thinkin small
+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++
"would you of ?"
***** no
+++
i dprobly walk iup and ask for a small one
i wanna win th msmallest dik in th pub competition
i'll start
here's ,my condom
got any fingerdoms ?
+++
robbie williams and nicole kidman
'somethin stupid'
+++
here we go again
+++
[deleted]
+++
"yur an idiot paulie"
"i hope you know that"
+++
do re mi
'man overboard'
+++
i only fell off once
+++
big crack
in th pavement
kinda dark and
zigged when i should of
zagged
+++
dont frighten me computer
i have pliers
+++
"i wanna hit th posts again"
i dig it
"i wanna listen to "
"free falling"
"stoned and"
"at speed in th city at night"
"and do th big slalom"
+++
midnight oil
'luritja way'
+++
wasnt it good enough for ya down a country lane ?
"yeah"
in th surf would be spacey
+++
"it is free falling"
"falling downhill"
let em walk
+++
idiots
+++
yur wrong purple
th computer aint my girlfriend
th wheel is
+++
"cries more about th wheel when it aint workin"
"than a coupel years of porn gatherin"
+++
ouch
+++
"sorry man"
+++
can i put this in th cloakroom ?
no it's how i got here
+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++
don walk anywhere if i can help it
it easier to roll
+++
once i'm up
and
in th zone on th wheel
i cant lie to myself
i can feel
wherever there's
tension
if i just forget it
look at th scenery and
just bop along
it straightens me up
warms everything up nice and
we did hit a post on friday night didnt we ?
hmm
th big block please
my beautiful wheel
and
take yur time
+++
fluked a ride with no comment
nice occasionally
+++
tenacious d
'hard fucking'
+++
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
cmon south park
+++
"chick on a broom"
where do i put th batteries ?
+++
life doesnt beckon
"it grabs you by th throat"
+++
[deleted]
+++
yeah i'm well thanks
+++
tom petty
'free falling'
preview
+++
"that's th tamest desktop background we've had all week"
ah good
+++
*****
how does that song go ?
"which song"
yur not helping
"dickbrain"
got i dream of genie
in th background
"so how did ya get to"
"will smith"
fucked if i know
+++
"arent we watchin th live aid show?"
ummm
+++
"i spose it's better than ya downloadin porn thru it"
+++
yur just fuckin lucky i havent got much
bandwidth
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
"yeah"
+++
"i'll just stick it in yur arse"
"and we'll see if it's medium"
she was well behaved on th weekend
"she was menstrual"
and you dont get that way right
+++
will smith
'switch'
preview
+++
nice jiggy beat for th unicycle
go good in th dirt
"slides"
+++
park yur processes and wind it up jenny
+++
washin th dishes hey
thinks i
as i glide down th road
on my flywheel
somethin fuckin magical about that
how can i let that
***** me to tears
i title my page
washin th dishes
jump on my wheel
to listen to you
as i turn out of my strete
ringin a radio station
if ya could have what ya wished for
what would you wish for ?
someone to come and wash yur dishes
***** i smiled
"***** i smiled"
+++
even th unicycle smiled
all it's evil ways
seemed to disappear
didnt try to run away with me
even once
still th full moon where i come from
gourgeous full moon
and
free falling down country lanes
ah man
+++
i smoke this bud
to th person
who invented th wheel
it's a nice thing
i'm still tryin to grok it
with love and peace
..
..
..
paulie
+++
p.s.
i dont remember yesterday
and mostly
i dont remember today
now if i could just
not remember tomorow
+++
"that was a nice ride"
endorphins plus
"get th right couple of songs"
if ya can string three together
"unicycle bliss"
see ya dont need th surf
"it's nice but"
we'll do it again
+++
th wind had
just enough holes
to make it interesting
kellogs wind
not too heavy not too light
just right
+++
"and will th thundercloud take me out"
"flyin on my metal stick"
more chance it'd be a car
"or a truck"
[yells from th workshop]
hmm
got called away
hang onto th engine crane
and help get th transfer case out of th land rover
still dead
and th clutch is fucked
"As well"
tom petty
'free falling'
"thank you"
+++
will smith
'switch'
+++
take that motor
and that gearbox
so what's th range rover like to use as th work vehicle ?
+++
towed th land rover around no worries
+++
"makes a nice change"
oh ya gotta have two of em
+++
"i see"
+++
it aint doin much roving
that th third
major component rebuild this year
+++
cant say little enough about em
+++
"you should say shitbox'
but not loudly
dont exert yurself
"yeah"
"ya need yur strength to put it all back togethr again"
cause everythin comes apart
we're not loving it today
+++
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