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What the F......?!?!??!?! |
VB Application Developer
nopers,not that !!!!
Frick !!!
here goes;-)
Hooroo
Uncle Wally
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http://www.ffwdweekly.com/Issues/2005/1124/messy.htm
MY MESSY BEDROOM
by JOSEY VOGELS
Twice as nice
Owning a pair of vaginas doubles your fun!
She=E2=80=99s one in a million. Well, technically, I guess she=E2=80=99s so=
rt of
two in a million. That is, she has two vaginas, two uteruses and two
cervixes.
On the other hand, J=E2=80=99s uterus didelphys =E2=80=93 the technical nam=
e for
her matching lady bits =E2=80=93 is, according to one of the many
gynecologists who=E2=80=99ve poked around down there over the years,
literally one in a million. In and around there, anyway.
"It=E2=80=99s really, really rare," J proudly explains. "There are more cas=
es
of women having just two wombs or just two vaginas or two cervixes, but
I=E2=80=99ve got the whole kit times two."
Well, except the clitoris.
"Are you kidding?" laughs J. "If I had two clits, I=E2=80=99d never leave t=
he
house!"
In fact, from the outside, things down there look pretty much in order.
"There=E2=80=99s just one hole, but internally, it splits into two vaginal
canals with a septum between them," J explains.
From there, each vaginal canal leads to its own individual cervix and
uterus.
"It=E2=80=99s great," laughs J, "If I=E2=80=99m having sex and get sore in =
one
vagina, we can switch to the other."
Her boyfriend is also pretty happy about Sandy and J, the two pet names
they=E2=80=99ve given her vaginas.
"What other guy can have sex with two vaginas and remain monogamous,"
he laughs, although J=E2=80=99s boyfriend admits he usually defaults to J,
the slightly larger of the two canals.
"It only seems fair to sleep with her more, given Sandy is sort of like
the other woman," he jokes.
And yes, he says, because it=E2=80=99s like one vagina split in two, the
sensation is, well, tighter.
"It gets her off the hook for anal," he laughs, clearly comfortable
with the situation.
In fact, says J, no guy has ever been anything but positive about the
state of her nether region when she=E2=80=99s revealed her inner secrets.
"=E2=80=98You mean I can have sex in both?=E2=80=99 is generally the reacti=
on
I=E2=80=99ve got when I=E2=80=99ve explained things before having sex with =
guys,"
laughs J.
But doubling her fun was hardly J=E2=80=99s first thought when she found out
about her condition.
She was 15 at the time, and while she=E2=80=99d wondered why she couldn=E2=
=80=99t
insert a tampon when she first got her period (it kept hitting the
septum between the two canals), she didn=E2=80=99t know what was going on
until she developed a nasty yeast infection. A whole slew of
gynecologists tried in vain to find out the source of her infection
until one gynecologist in Ottawa finally clued in that the infection
was in a second, more hidden vagina.
"The doctor told me she didn=E2=80=99t know if I=E2=80=99d be able to have =
sex or
have babies," recalls J. "I was devastated. That=E2=80=99s a tough thing to
hear at age 15."
She managed to sort out the sex thing pretty quickly.
"I had sex in my right, more prominent, vagina first," J explains. "But
my other vagina remained a virgin for two weeks before we cracked that
one open too."
She figured out the tampon thing as well, and now wears one in each
side.
"I should have my tampon budget government subsidized," J jokes.
The pregnancy thing was a little tougher to figure out.
According to the experts, the likelihood of having a successful
pregnancy with a uterus didelphys is approximately 60 per cent.
However, women with the condition are at high risk of premature labour
and miscarriages because, since everything is doubled, everything is
also smaller =E2=80=93 and a smaller womb can=E2=80=99t necessarily stretch=
enough
to carry a baby to full term, never mind pushing it out through a
smaller cervix and vaginal canal.
J suffered two miscarriages of pregnancies in her left womb. But when
you=E2=80=99re one in a million, you can=E2=80=99t help feel a little speci=
al.
Which is why, at age 40, she and her guy decided to try and beat the
odds and have a baby.
They planned to give their odds a boost through the use of fertility
drugs. Ironically, they ended up getting pregnant the good
old-fashioned way, in her right womb this time.
And, against all predictions, J carried the baby to term and recently
gave birth, by cesarean, to a bouncing baby boy =E2=80=93 and she couldn=E2=
=80=99t
be happier.
No one knows for sure why some women possess these types of genital
deformities. One theory has it that we all possess dual genitals that
eventually fuse into male or female genitals in the womb. In a few rare
cases, such as J=E2=80=99s, this doesn=E2=80=99t happen.
But nature has a way of making things work anyway. In fact, just last
month, a British woman who was born with two vaginas gave birth to
twins from her two wombs, becoming one of only 70 women in the world
known to have been pregnant in two wombs since 1905 =E2=80=93 and one of on=
ly
five such women in Britain in the past 50 years to give birth to babies
that survived.
Unlike J, however, doctors had merged this woman=E2=80=99s two vaginas into
one at age 21, although they decided it ultimately too risky to alter
her wombs as well.
"My gynecologist decided that removing the septum between my two
vaginas would cause too much scar tissue so we decided not to do it,"
explains J. "Besides, the vaginas were less of an issue in terms of
having children than the size of my uteri and they weren=E2=80=99t going to
take either of those out."
Bless her beautiful new son for that.
In fact, despite a few major ("the stress of making it to full term
when I was pregnant") and minor ("the fact that every time I go for a
checkup, the doctor calls in all kinds of people to check out my Hoo
Hoo") inconveniences, J=E2=80=99s now pretty chuffed about her, er, Hoo Hoo.
In fact, she can=E2=80=99t wait to see the digital pics her doctor took of
her uterus during delivery.
"I think I=E2=80=99ll frame one and put it on my wall," she laughs.
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19 Jul 2006 09:44:56 PM |
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More from the Uncle Wally "What the F.....?!?!??!"Files ;-)
http://www.feralchildren.com/en/showchild.php?ch=oxana
Oxana Malaya, the Ukrainian Dog GirlLived with dogs
Not really either a feral child or a confined child, but rather a
neglected one, Oxana Malaya spent much of her childhood between the
ages of 3 and 8 living in a kennel in the back garden of the family
home in Novaya Blagoveschenka, Ukraine, although she did spend some
time in the house with her alcholic and neglectful parents.
Oxana Malaya, the Dog Girl
Her childhood spent in the company of dogs meant that Oxana exhibited
many of the characteristics of feral children. Her actions and sounds
mimicked those of her carers: she would run about on all fours and
bark. When first found in 1991 she could hardly speak.
What has become of Oxana Malaya?
Although Oxana can now talk and behave normally in many respects, she
lives in a home for the mentally ill and will never be considered a
"normal" person.
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