Terrorist extremists could take over the government and seize Pakistan's
nuclear arsenal....!! (let's hope they hit Crawford first, Cheney's joint
second)

Pakistan could sink into an all-out civil war...!! (when hasn't that screwed
up nation been in chaos?)

Musharoff could be assassinated, too...!! (they're all interchangeable, so
big deal)

Iran could take advantage of the chaos...!! (so could India, or Israel, but
who cares?)

...and, jeezuz, on and on the news drones buzz like intoxicated bees.

It's just too fucking bad that a major natural disaster hasn't happened.
It's the media vultures' favorite for this time of the year. They must be
pissed. Without that calamity, they've gone overboard about the
'significance' of Bhutto. Christ *****, it sounds like they're chattering
conspiracy theories strangely reminescent of JFK and Dealy Plaza! LOL! !
Bhutto had a checkered past, but they're trying hard to glorify her into a
Golda Meir figure. Maybe it has to do with that female leader thing going on
right now, ya know, having pussies in power will make the world a better
place.

And they're telling us that Pakistan is now the greatest nuke threat...jeez,
I kept hearing that (1) Iraq was, (2) North Korea was, and/or (3) Iran
was...!! Are these media fuckers just now noticing this?

Oh, the foreboding airwaves at Christmastime! Listen to the mad chipmunks of
the corporate exploitative news market peddle their apocalyptic wares to get
that goddamned New Year off to a nice sane, sensible, hopeful beginning!!
And get the audience-share ratings up.

And then there's all that copious consumerism -- maybe, they speculate, if
we just bought more *****, we could head off a recession next year? What'dya
think? Can we buy ourselves out of financial excess by getting more
excessive?

And as we swirl like drowning flies caught in the sink water drain vortex,
heading for the black hole for who knows where down the long, long pipe of
fate...can we stop thinking about what Britney or Lindsay or Paris might be
up to right now?

How about that slutty Stacy Peterson? Do ya think she's been fitted into a
barrel and dumped into a river? Is that husband 30 years her senior a dirty
old man after young poon, or was Stacy a manipulative lil' ***** taking him
for his money, or were they just two more fucking American psychos on a
collision course? It's all so important to know.

Which one of those pandering politicians with their fucking big egos and
many lies will take over the top power spot next? I'm so happy that we can
put our faith in people who've done little to inspire our faith. One more
leader elected should make us feel a lot better, if we can depend on the
elections being honest. Or the leaders elected not being stupid and crazed
like the ones we have now.

Yes, folks, it's another fucking New Year, 12 pages on the calendar to
flip...whoopity wappity do-do! Here comes January,,,ready or not!!

Doc :)~

Terrorist extremists could take over the government and seize Pakistan's
nuclear arsenal....!! (let's hope they hit Crawford first, Cheney's joint
second)

Pakistan could sink into an all-out civil war...!! (when hasn't that screw=

up nation been in chaos?)

Musharoff could be assassinated, too...!! (they're all interchangeable, so=
big deal)

Iran could take advantage of the chaos...!! (so could India, or Israel, bu=

who cares?)

...and, jeezuz, on and on the news drones buzz like intoxicated bees.

It's just too fucking bad that a major natural disaster hasn't happened.
It's the media vultures' favorite for this time of the year. They must be
pissed. Without that calamity, they've gone overboard about the
'significance' of Bhutto. Christ *****, it sounds like they're chattering
conspiracy theories strangely reminescent of JFK and Dealy Plaza! LOL! !
Bhutto had a checkered past, but they're trying hard to glorify her into a=
Golda Meir figure. Maybe it has to do with that female leader thing going =

right now, ya know, having pussies in power will make the world a better
place.

And they're telling us that Pakistan is now the greatest nuke threat...jee=

I kept hearing that (1) Iraq was, (2) North Korea was, and/or (3) Iran
was...!! Are these media fuckers just now noticing this?

Oh, the foreboding airwaves at Christmastime! Listen to the mad chipmunks =

the corporate exploitative news market peddle their apocalyptic wares to g=

that goddamned New Year off to a nice sane, sensible, hopeful beginning!!
And get the audience-share ratings up.

And then there's all that copious consumerism -- maybe, they speculate, if=
we just bought more *****, we could head off a recession next year? What'dy=

think? Can we buy ourselves out of financial excess by getting more
excessive?

And as we swirl like drowning flies caught in the sink water drain vortex,=
heading for the black hole for who knows where down the long, long pipe of=
fate...can we stop thinking about what Britney or Lindsay or Paris might b=

up to right now?

How about that slutty Stacy Peterson? Do ya think she's been fitted into a=
barrel and dumped into a river? Is that husband 30 years her senior a dirt=

old man after young poon, or was Stacy a manipulative lil' ***** taking hi=

for his money, or were they just two more fucking American psychos on a
collision course? It's all so important to know.

Which one of those pandering politicians with their fucking big egos and
many lies will take over the top power spot next? I'm so happy that we can=
put our faith in people who've done little to inspire our faith. One more
leader elected should make us feel a lot better, if we can depend on the
elections being honest. Or the leaders elected not being stupid and crazed=
like the ones we have now.

Yes, folks, it's another fucking New Year, 12 pages on the calendar to
flip...whoopity wappity do-do! Here comes January,,,ready or not!!

Doc :)~