wizard chat(with his unborn kids)
+++
jst come frm visiting my underworld contacts
+++
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+++
Sopanos Theme Song
'Woke Up This Morning'
+++
liza's shifting
+++
i need a bong
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
little jennifer
decided not to be born
cant have th magic ***** she wants
+++
jeannette ws supposed to be nxt
+++
george is pushin fr early release
thought u never wanted out
of th wizards head
+++
"its coz jenny is considering suicide"
+++
it aint gunna happen george
aint ready to birth another son
+++
th last one
cost me th house and
five motorbikes
five fuckin motorbikes
+++
***** th house
+++
now all my unborn kids are chuckin conniptions
+++
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+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Hollow'
+++
its no fun george
sayin th kids name at conception
th ***** under ya squeels
"andrew might read this one day"
so
i didnt like readin our mothers diary
+++
gary pushed so far up th line
george reckons
he twins with jeannette
+++
i'm gunna ruin th bitches belly anyway
+++
fuckin vain *****
my kids are playin politics
+++
little jenny
only wants one mother
i'm sorry dear she married another
if she ever knocks on th door
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Members of Mayday
'10 in 01'
+++
i'll put ya back up th list
+++
and i'll write a new will on th spot
+++
ya know she;d kill me
+++
wouldnt wear
wot we did with andrew
+++
parented him for
four and a half yrs
before i fucked off
u couldnt live with that ***** either
+++
yeah i'm a terrible father
+++
sara's gone quiet
+++
why cant u lot
be like her
+++
if she's got blaack skin and
gorgeous as
and most importantly
magic
she's out of here
+++
dont here any of ya;s
tryin to snag her place
+++
well
she's too fuckin lethal
+++
well she's got my genes hasnt she
+++
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+++
Bjork
'Venus As A Boy'
+++
stop threatening to kill yr brother
+++
now look jenny
she doesnt have enough magic
+++
th wizard wont sing off on it
+++
i care factor
+++
choose another
and u cn beat george out
+++
fuckin *****
+++
george
u are not goin
with a non magic woman
over my dead body
+++
seriously
+++
i wont be leavin any
available or
usable sperm
get it out of yr head
+++
go and be born out of my firstborn then
ya keep escapin my head
+++
not my problem
+++
far as i'm concerned
george th bodyless
cn die with his old man
+++
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+++
Trivium
'Falling To Grey'
+++
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+++
Pearl Jam
'Black (Acoustic)'
+++
i care factor
+++
black
get yr kids under control
+++
"not me tryin to leave"
+++
i'm not happy
+++
"i told ya"
"kill somebody"
+++
that wont fix it
+++
and it;s too easy
+++
and i've still
got a coupel black magic spells
givin me silent kills
+++
"nobody's"
+++
i dont see yr
obit on th front page
of th local rag
+++
u had yr opportunity george
+++
not takin that crap
+++
there's at least
ten witches
i;ve fucked
who had th required magic
+++
givin me th shits
+++
andrew ws bad enough
+++
thought she'd calm down
when u were
born on th right day
and at th predicted time
bt no
+++
never givin her
anythin again
ever
+++
if i got big money
i;d change countries
so u didnt get any
+++
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+++
Heart
'Magic Man'
+++
thinkin on it anyway
+++
pull th pin or
*****
+++
th local women dont ***** enough
think about yr children kids
+++
i'm open to suggestions
lived here too long
+++
oz doesnt need our magic
+++
***** th protection spell
+++
without th burden
i've jumped
several energy levels
+++
th sensitivity has shot up and
that means th te=testicles are playin up
+++
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+++
Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
+++
th land
will spit another
head witchdoctor
in time
+++
so th ghosts tell me
oz has gone fifty odd yrs
without a witchdoctor
for th whole island
+++
many times
+++
it's behind me
+++
when th first
unborn child
picked an american chick
to be born out of
i nearly fell over
+++
be fucked
+++
pirate jenny
offered to do
contract killin fr
the cia
now i seen everything
+++
wot r u squeelin for womble ?
+++
that fuckin monitor is dyin
+++
i'd rather
go into exile
on another
beautiful
south seas island
who said new guinea ?
+++
shutup sara
+++
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+++
4 Non Blondes
'What's Going On'
+++
lets go be a coon somewhere else hey
+++
i'd b a white man there
+++
and probly arrive as a
black chick
+++
it's a gift
+++
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+++
Gilbert O Sulivan
'Alone Again Naturally'
+++
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+++
Ween
'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'
+++
stop talkin into it
and pass th ***** on
ge yr hand off her clitoris thang
and pack th fuckin bong
..
..
..
alright
who th ***** is jeremy ?
+++
rather call ya
jeremiah
+++
idiot kid
+++
gay lady jen and i
stopped talkin
+++
dont share sixpacks of rum anymore
+++
she gave up d
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+++
Bjork
'Play Dead'
+++
rugs
stay dead
+++
"i want an activity agreement jennifer"
no
+++
i know i been holdin things up
i always ws
too fuckin nice to our brother
+++
26 yrs
i didnt tell im that tale
+++
not stickin that many
police officer guns
upside my brothers head
+++
yeah it never happened
+++
bad cop bad cop
wot ya gunna do
+++
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+++
George Michael
'Freedom '90'
+++
and i get gallopin ptsd
+++
yeah mouth
u fuckin care
+++
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+++
Dire Straits
'Romeo and Juliet'
+++
*****
+++
jennifer will drop u
if u dont stop asking
+++
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+++
Pink Floyd
'Pigs On The Wing Pt. 2'
+++
in a mean enough mood to drop family
+++
i wouldnt ***** on u
if u were on fire
+++
when i said
this morning
that i woldnt spen
five hours in an
air conditioned room with
women
+++
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Korn
'Dead Bodies Everywhere'
+++
that's exactly wot i'm afraid of
+++
i see enough dead bodies
that i had somethin to do with
bt they arent aussies
+++
i avenged
australian deaths
fr too fuckin long
+++
overload
+++
massive overload
+++
th witchdoctor of australia
has burned out
+++
and we didnt get
three weeks
without th protection spell
on our ausie troops
in th war on terror
without havin to have our
first soldier funeral
+++
i've gone off th edge
+++
and my unborn children
readin my mind are
chuckin conniptions
i got enough problems kids
+++
thought u wanted to be born in space george
+++
jeannette wants t be conceived in space
+++
sorry
raised ins pace
wants better lookin titties
or she's goin nowhere
+++
jesus yr a vain *****
+++
it's a little snag kids
a snafu
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+++
Nirvana
'Breed'
+++
and they thought they had problems with me bein
celibate
th last couple yrs
+++
it;s not comin out of my pants
sorry
+++
when th right magic chick
sweeps me off my feet
+++
not fair
i'm fallin in luv again
+++
no way
+++
i havent met er and
it;s all wrong
+++
wildest man on th planet
screams about
havin to sit
in a fuckin room
with female pheremones
+++
sore nuts
*****
seriously
quickly
+++
if i didnt have as much magic as i have
i could maybe ***** it
+++
'stoned"
+++
if i go to
represent myself ina courtroom
its straight and
sore nuts
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'In Bloom'
+++
'cant do it"
i know
+++
rather defect than
get tortured again
+++
it'd be my
worst pain day fr th yr
+++
"dead bodies everywhere"
+++
the real
wizard of oz
has burned out
wasnt even seen
+++
th aboriginal witchdoctor invisiblity gift is
a bit too good
+++
how many seconds to impact
+++
ya might not
have th kid
ruin yr belly after all
yr too fuckin slow
+++
devil eyes
is so well hidden
i dont even
know
wot town he;s in
+++
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+++
Bjork
'Human Behaviour'
+++
my genes are safe
+++
th firstborn son
+++
she couldnt even tell her mother
i got a magic child
+++
th wizard said his name
when he
shot his load
+++
i woulda told my old lady
wouldnt have blown her mind
+++
they shouldnt have adopted a witch
+++
met yr real mother and
interviewed yr siblings
after our son ws born
+++
so umm
wot magic
happens to u
+++
tell yr fuckin brother
+++
tell im th truth *****
or i'll leave ya here
+++
u can walk home
+++
shut him up
yes i do have more magic than u
+++
th pub's open
i'm havin a bad day
th right testicle is goin off now libbie
+++
well that's got rid of u
+++
get out of my mind
leave th house
dont come back till tomorrow
+++
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+++
Jamelia
'Superstar'
+++
hurts double
of th left one
+++
and not as often
+++
sore testicled
black wizard
+++
i wont fuckin see u later
***** on yr grave
+++
lived thru worse times
at least they
stopped pokin guns in my face
dont liek my reaction
+++
makes me giggle
+++
coffee...
..
..
..
"and six bourbons"
+++
settle down kids
th wizard will
twist some heads
i preferr th old fashioned way
two giant chunks of
four by two
ockie strapped to th head
bt i'm a toecutter *****
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Californication 2'
+++
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