I guess most of you won't understand alot of the Leeroy Jenkins
references but here is a take on
Israel from the good people of Stormrage server in World of Warcraft.
Funny how
much you can learn from a game...
0. israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/25/2006 11:21:24 AM PDT
i didn't write this, and i have no idea who did, but here it is. one of
the best things i have read in a long time:
America: OK guys, Hezbollah has given us a lot of trouble in the past,
uh does anybody need anything off these guys or can we ignore them?
Britain: Uhh, I think Israel needs something from this guy.
America: Oh, does he need those kidnapped soldiers? Doesn't - isn't he
gonna try to work something out?
Britain: Yeah, but that will help him look better, he'll have more
credibility.
America: [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll run in first,
uh gather up all the soldiers, we can kinda just, ya know blast them
all down with artillery. Um, I will use shock and awe, to kinda
scatter'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once.
Uhh, when my shocks are done, uhh, I'll need Poland to come in and drop
his shock too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight
too many. Um, when his is done, Norway of course will need to run in
and do the same thing. Uhh, we're gonna need cover for our jets, uhh so
they can, uhh, bomb, uh so we can of course get them down fast, cause
we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't
take them down quick. Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should
be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Britain? Can
you give me a number crunch real quick?
Britain: Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point
three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
America: That's a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you
think we're ready guys? [interrupted]
Israel: All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY
JEEENKIIIIIINSSS!!! [runs into Lebanon]
-Short pause-
Spain: [incredulous] ... Oh my God he just ran in. [runs in]
Italy: Save him!
America: Oh jeez, stick to the plan.
Spain: Oh jeez, let's go, let's go! [follows]
Britain [laughing]: Stick to the plan chums!
America: Stick to the plan!
Spain: Oh jeez, oh fark.
Australia: Gimme some cover, hurry up.
America: Shoutin'!
Australia: It's saying I can't cast! I can't move, am I lagging, guys?
Japan: I can't move!
Spain: What the--what the hell?
Japan: I can't bomb!
Spain: Oh my God...
Britain: The terrorists just keep respawning! More respawning!!
Spain: I don't think you can bomb with that shiat on!
Japan: Oh my God!
Israel: We got em, we got em!
South Korea: I got it! I got it! [muffled shouts]
America: America's down. America's down.
Spain: Oh my God..
America: Goddamnit Israel!
Spain: Goddamnit...
Britain: Israel you moron! [various put-downs of Israel amongst group]
Italy: I'm on it.
Ukraine: It's on Ukraine.
America: This is ridiculous.
Spain: I'm down, Spain down. Goddamnit.
Ukraine: Ukraine is down.
Britain: This is the somethingth time we've died on this, God!
Britain: Japan, rez us! Japan, rez us!
America: Why do you do this shiat Israel?
Japan: I'm trying!
Israel [crying]: It's not my fault!
Spain [noticing everybody is dead]: ... Oh God...
America + Others: Oh for - [sighs] Great job!
Britain: Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.
Japan: Nimrod.
Israel: ... 'Least I have revenge.
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Lolunoob
< ubar shaman Madnesse... > Stormrage
1. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 06:29:30 AM PDT
isreal ninja'd the west bank dont group wit them
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Darkmanx
< Kodo Protectors > Stormrage
2. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 11:02:36 AM PDT
Yea but the loot rules were not clearly established!
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I'm totally cereal with sugar on top.
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Lexae
< Ordained > Stormrage
3. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 11:28:48 AM PDT
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Q u o t e:
Yea but the loot rules were not clearly established!
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QFT, they keep trying to make loot rules as more and more stuff drops.
That never works.
Israel gets a #@*@ing 50 DKP minus for not knowing what the @@#! to do.
[ Post edited by Lexae ]
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http://ctprofiles.net/1027035
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Lolunoob
< ubar shaman Madnesse... > Stormrage
4. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 12:44:44 PM PDT
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Q u o t e:
Yea but the loot rules were not clearly established!
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Well technically the British did establish the loot rules with the
Balfour declaration, but it totally screwed over the Palestinians by
tossing all their DKP out the window. It never really made sense that
this should have become official loot policy anyway - the British only
had authority there because they beat the Ottomans in World Warsong
Gulch I. Hell, Balfour wasn't even guild leader, and somehow this
insignificant letter he wrote about loot considerations for newbie
Zionists got turned into a linchpin of guild loot policy decades later.
Well in any event, the Zionists had all the loot they needed after 1948
but decided in 67, when all the Arabs were out of mana, to pull a Shirt
and ninja Gaza, the Sinai Peninsula, the Golan Heights, and the West
Bank. They finally ended up giving up the Golan Heights and the Sinai
when the UN threatened to /gkick them. Then they sorta kinda gave up
Gaza, but who really cares... Gaza was a grey piece to begin with...
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Dirtyhairy
< Ruin > Ysondre
5. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 12:56:33 PM PDT
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Q u o t e:
Well technically the British did establish the loot rules with the
Balfour declaration, but it totally screwed over the Palestinians by
tossing all their DKP out the window. It never really made sense that
this should have become official loot policy anyway - the British only
had authority there because they beat the Ottomans in World Warsong
Gulch I. Hell, Balfour wasn't even guild leader, and somehow this
insignificant letter he wrote about loot considerations for newbie
Zionists got turned into a linchpin of guild loot policy decades later.
Well in any event, the Zionists had all the loot they needed after 1948
but decided in 67, when all the Arabs were out of mana, to pull a Shirt
and ninja Gaza, the Sinai Peninsula, the Golan Heights, and the West
Bank. They finally ended up giving up the Golan Heights and the Sinai
when the UN threatened to /gkick them. Then they sorta kinda gave up
Gaza, but who really cares... Gaza was a grey piece to begin with...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Darkmanx
< Kodo Protectors > Stormrage
6. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/27/2006 01:24:24 PM PDT
This is the best thread ever. Once again Shirt ruins everything. GG
Shirt you noob.
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I'm totally cereal with sugar on top.
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Lolunoob
< ubar shaman Madnesse... > Stormrage
7. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/30/2006 09:43:09 AM PST
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Q u o t e:
This is the best thread ever. Once again Shirt ruins everything. GG
Shirt you noob.
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i love it how everytime someone declares i've made a "best thread ever"
it immediately dies before even going to 2 pages. guess i don't stir up
enough drama. are there no Zionists/Israeli sympathizers on stormrage?
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Darkmanx
< Kodo Protectors > Stormrage
8. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/30/2006 10:13:32 AM PST
The only reason this thread is not going to be that long is because it
isn't about PvP.
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I'm totally cereal with sugar on top.
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Atheria
< Death Jesters > Stormrage
9. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/30/2006 11:52:58 AM PST
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Q u o t e:
Well technically the British did establish the loot rules with the
Balfour declaration, but it totally screwed over the Palestinians by
tossing all their DKP out the window. It never really made sense that
this should have become official loot policy anyway - the British only
had authority there because they beat the Ottomans in World Warsong
Gulch I. Hell, Balfour wasn't even guild leader, and somehow this
insignificant letter he wrote about loot considerations for newbie
Zionists got turned into a linchpin of guild loot policy decades later.
Well in any event, the Zionists had all the loot they needed after 1948
but decided in 67, when all the Arabs were out of mana, to pull a Shirt
and ninja Gaza, the Sinai Peninsula, the Golan Heights, and the West
Bank. They finally ended up giving up the Golan Heights and the Sinai
when the UN threatened to /gkick them. Then they sorta kinda gave up
Gaza, but who really cares... Gaza was a grey piece to begin with...
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More like the area was DE'd and they gave up the nexus crystals.
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Treefiddy
< Tauren Tippers > Stormrage
10. Re: israelllllll jenkinnnnnns | 10/30/2006 02:24:32 PM PST
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Q u o t e:
isreal ninja'd the west bank dont group wit them
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LOL
Lebanon: And the gaza strip!! AND Billions from the US! And have gotten
away with it all for like 60 years!! OMG Israel is a ninja twink. Group
at your own risk!
Israel: Least I have hollywood
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