Best viewed on the website in it's entirety
http://www.democrats.com/node/14556
Contestant 1, you WIN! You get to play our first game, "Kill An
Insurgent". And if you do, what do we have to give you today?
Announcer: It's a NEW CAR!! . . . The latest model armored Humvee with
stylish V-shaped underbody to try to deflect some of the many roadside
IED explosions you're sure to encounter in your daily patrols. The
fact is, you'll be getting one of the very few of these actually out
there. A prize worth 150,000 dollars, for which the Pentagon paid five
times that much.
Bob Burka: You know how the game is played, you have 15 seconds to
open fire on anything that moves, and if you kill an insurgent, you
WIN! Go.
Contestant 1: STOP! [rat-tatta-tat] HALT!! DON'T MOVE!! [ker-pow,
boom]
Bob Burka: Well, let's see how you did . . . Oh, I'm so sorry, you
killed 19 civilians, including a family of four who could not
understand the commands you were shouting at them in English, but you
didn't get any insurgents. But wait . . . our judges have ruled that
because some of their RELATIVES will now join the insurgency . . . you
WIN! Let's have another contestant.
.
|
|
| User: "" |
|
| Title: Re: Worldwide Pre-Emptive War: A new gameshow |
29 Oct 2007 04:41:38 AM |
|
|
On Oct 27, 12:24 pm, John Lemke <jfle...@locallink.net> wrote:
Best viewed on the website in it's entirety
http://www.democrats.com/node/14556
Contestant 1, you WIN! You get to play our first game, "Kill An
Insurgent". And if you do, what do we have to give you today?
Announcer: It's a NEW CAR!! . . . The latest model armored Humvee with
stylish V-shaped underbody to try to deflect some of the many roadside
IED explosions you're sure to encounter in your daily patrols. The
fact is, you'll be getting one of the very few of these actually out
there. A prize worth 150,000 dollars, for which the Pentagon paid five
times that much.
Bob Burka: You know how the game is played, you have 15 seconds to
open fire on anything that moves, and if you kill an insurgent, you
WIN! Go.
Contestant 1: STOP! [rat-tatta-tat] HALT!! DON'T MOVE!! [ker-pow,
boom]
Bob Burka: Well, let's see how you did . . . Oh, I'm so sorry, you
killed 19 civilians, including a family of four who could not
understand the commands you were shouting at them in English, but you
didn't get any insurgents. But wait . . . our judges have ruled that
because some of their RELATIVES will now join the insurgency . . . you
WIN! Let's have another contestant.
I want to see your tears the next time Westerners are killed by
Islamic
terrorists.
Oh there won't be any?
.
|
|
|
| User: "John Lemke" |
|
| Title: Re: Worldwide Pre-Emptive War: A new gameshow |
29 Oct 2007 05:02:23 AM |
|
|
nOn Oct 29, 5:41 am, wrote:
I want to see your tears the next time Westerners are killed by
Islamic
terrorists.
Oh there won't be any?
In a small way we should all be envious of you.
You and complexity are such total strangers.
.
|
|
|
|
|

|
Related Articles |
|
|