Subject: pirat ejenny
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pirat ejenny
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well jenny's ***** back to life
"yeah thanks"
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"how long was i absent ?"
a short while
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"which chick was it paulie ?"
umm
i duno how t tell y this
so im not gunna
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"i was robbed"
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"i dont know who's orgasm that was"
"but i'm claimin it as mine"
empath
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"it makes me wet"
whatever gets ya thru th night
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"one of janes explosive ones"
ah ya dont wnna tAKE UP WITH HER AGAIN DO YA
sorry
i appear to be shouting
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i dont fear much
"but th mad redhead"
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lord
how did i get here?
"by not looking where you going"
should of fallen down by now
"spent too long on a unicycle"
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my v four motorcycle
had
perfect
primary balance
i too
seek this thing
but at what cost
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"ya have female orgasms"
like a chick does
when they happen
"hey"
it aint all bad
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"balance"
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done my yoga for th night
it been kind to me
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what is synchronicity ?
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"shoulda gone out anyway"
and gone singin
lost in a pretty girls eyes
"i know"
"we didnt unicycle enough last saturday night"
"and"
"we hurt a few things"
"was fate paulie"
"kuta demanding we"
"still bee th oracle"
"we singin for joy in th street"
"while they bomb our ppl"
"aint been singin for three months"
"to make it obvious"
"is oracle"
"prophecying in opposites again"
fucking hell on th conduit
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"***** th conduit"
u said a mouthfull
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what next god ?
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not game to ask ya a question
ya always answer me
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i'm still pissed at channel seven
still hearin *****
off folk in th strete
i dont wanna hear
kuta demanded
i ride in th fortitude valley
last saturday night
i dropped jennifer
the other kuta lady home
with her girlfriend
and kuta dragged me into th strete
no biek pants for th unicycle
no
i dont to go
go singing
cant rid eth wheel and
and that's bad for me
gotta bee
comfortably numb
to sing t pretty girls
but so stoned
and so
in thrall of kuta
i sat in th strete
last saturday night
me
th man th kuta lady's call
kuta man
you can scare our ppl
with yur terrorist campaign
but i'll scare em bad enough
seein as how i'm
real magic
ya dont scare me
i scare ppl
not th other way around
used to be
th other way around
i curse your
activities and your
very soul
i ask off my god
to view your actions
and to
not bring me
any water signs
that would harm
anyone not involved
pls god
let th forces of good have a good win
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if ya could
go out of yur way
to make it a falcon victory tomorrow in bathurst
would be a good thing
not that
i would ever ask for such a base
and ignoble thing
such as that
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th intelligence community's predictions
might not be worth a pinch of *****
but mine are
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"just a smidge better than nostradamus"
fuckim he's dead
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wot keeps me goin in life
is somewhere i have a child
and if it should come to pass
that a dinosaur killer meteor
was gunna splashland in th pacific
we'd need lots of fucking warning
so it's not really
at th end of th day
a care for my fellow humanity
but
wanting to keep my bloodline alive
there's no such thing as altruism
so i keep telling myself
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we're not safe
we live on
one
planet
dont you care for yur kids ?
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i look up
i see endless resources
i look down
i see finite resources
i turn on th television
i see
fantasy
i so wish
fantasy
could lift humanity
to crossing th stars
it does manage to cross th stars
but only th personalities
whose star they put in th sidewalk of fame
and yet
it has so much power
i turn on th television
endless endless bickering over land
and resources
i'm a fool
i ride a unicycle with my eyes closed
but i'm not fool enough to think fantasy
would give you clear
and concise warnings
if such a meteor was coming this way
you can live in your reality till it smacks you in th face
or th gas price
triples overnight
and it occurrs to you
nuthing is endless
are you sure ?
really sure ?
tilt head back
look up into night sky
observe plenum
chock full of stars
and
matter
and
land
endless land
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empty space
worst labelled object in human history
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"or worst translated"
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go hard
..
..
..
paulie
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"jenny"
=
the land surfer
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p.s.
when th land surfer stresses about something
ppl go deaf in droves
thing is
the land surfer is psychic
seven days after th
worst stress event
comes what was predicted
give or take a day
is an esoteric science
paranormal research
and occasionally
i much preferr it
to be a day out
and nearly always
th predictions come in reverse
i predict paul mc cartney gunna die
th fucker gets up
hey i'm gunna have a kid
what a pisser
and i was a day out
<<< smiel >>>
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