Your application for Hell is being processed, Mr. Douglas. I will consider
your request. You will be notified of your job assignment when you arrive.
Satan
Incident #666131323
To: Satan
Lake of Fire, Hell
6.12.07 12:08 GMT
Dear Satan,
I've finally realized that I am very evil and therefore I want to reside
in Hell after I die.
But I can't stand intense heat of any kind, so I ask you to place me in a
job away from the Lake of Fire.
I know all of Hell is really hot, but the jobs immediately around the Lake
are the hottest of all.
I know God will direct my damned soul to Hell because I heard Jesus tell
me last night that I am evil and have no redeeming qualities, but he said
God won't throw me in the Lake of Fire.
(Forgive me for mentioning God and Jesus, please.)
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Steven Douglas
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| User: "mukyuk" |
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12 Jun 2007 11:51:37 AM |
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Anyone interested in a Muslim style stoning? Who want's to cast the first
stone?
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| User: "mukyuk" |
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12 Jun 2007 11:57:22 AM |
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"mukyuk" <a@b.com> wrote in message news:taAbi.17571$xq1.10710@pd7urf1no...
Anyone interested in a Muslim style stoning? Who want's to cast the first
stone?
So as to expediate his application!!!
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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12 Jun 2007 02:37:59 PM |
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On Jun 12, 5:57?pm, "mukyuk" <a...@b.com> wrote:
"mukyuk" <a...@b.com> wrote in messagenews:taAbi.17571$xq1.10710@pd7urf1no...
Anyone interested in a Muslim style stoning? ?Who want's to cast the
first stone?
May I use a boulder?
Werewolfy
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| User: "mukyuk" |
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12 Jun 2007 02:51:17 PM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1181677079.602458.210530@n15g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 12, 5:57?pm, "mukyuk" <a...@b.com> wrote:
"mukyuk" <a...@b.com> wrote in
messagenews:taAbi.17571$xq1.10710@pd7urf1no...
Anyone interested in a Muslim style stoning? ?Who want's to cast the
first stone?
May I use a boulder?
YES! YES! YES!. Please do....
Werewolfy
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