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1) You believe there is no God, or Gods.
2) You believe there is no life after death.
3) You believe there is no karma & reincarnation.
4) You believe there are no ghosts or souls.
5) You believe that our souls are not immortal.
6) You believe there are no UFOs from outer space.
7) You believe that UFOs never make crop circles.
8) You believe that the Universe is not infinite.
9) You believe the Judeo-Xian Bible is a fairy tale.
10) You believe all non-Liberals are brain-dead morons.
11) You believe all non-Atheists are brain-dead morons.
12) You believe there is no divine Intelligent Design.
13) You believe the gospel According to Charles Darwin.
14) You believe the Ten Commandments don't apply to you.
15) You believe the Golden Rule doesn't apply to you.
16) You believe that Atheism is not a religion.
17) You believe that Atheists are superior to non-Atheists.
18) You believe in Liberalism, or Legalized Anarchy (oxymoron!).
19) You believe only Atheism should be taught in public schools.
20) You believe Atheism should remain the official State Religion.
21) You believe that abortion is not cold-blooded murder.
22) You believe homosexual sex is not abominable adultery.
23) You believe that Atheism will supersede non-Atheism.
24) You believe that Liberalism will supersede non-Liberalism
25) You believe law-abiding freedom of speech is a bad thing.
26) You believe law-abiding freedom of religion is a bad thing.
27) You believe that the supernatural is nonsense, or "satanic".
28) You believe there was no global flood circa 28,000 BC.
29) You believe the antediluvian Earth was not Atlas or Atlantis.
28) You believe there is no such eternal place as Heaven & Hell.
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
My Condolences,
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/
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18 Nov 2006 05:36:43 AM |
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"Gratiarum Actio" <nobody@4096.net> wrote in message
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you think we give a flying ***** what you think.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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18 Nov 2006 09:51:49 AM |
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Gratiarum Actio <nobody@4096.net> writes:
1)
You believe that "Daniel Joseph Min" is anything but a foam-at-the-mouth
frothing kook.
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Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 4, San Antonio 1 (November 17)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, November 18 at Omaha, 7:05
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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17 Nov 2006 07:14:51 PM |
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Gratiarum Actio <nobody@4096.net> wrote in
news:59da284e8a9aa16dc6fe1dd3a4322c41@4096.net:
Subject: You're Sorely Mistaken If...
....you think anything the OP said is a meaningful argument.
--
Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "Midjis" |
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17 Nov 2006 05:10:37 PM |
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Gratiarum Actio <nobody@4096.net> wrote:
1) You believe there is no God, or Gods.
Unless of course there aren't, in which case you're not.
2) You believe there is no life after death.
Unless of course there isn't, in which case you're not.
3) You believe there is no karma & reincarnation.
Unless there isn't either, in which case you're not.
4) You believe there are no ghosts or souls.
Unless... Oh, I think you've got the idea by now.
Daniel Joseph Min
Ah. Suddenly all becomes clear.
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| User: "Josh Miles" |
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20 Nov 2006 08:42:47 AM |
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Gratiarum Actio wrote:
<snip>
Please take your tin-foil hat and dowsing rod and find somewhere else to
play.
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| User: "bob young" |
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17 Nov 2006 10:48:08 PM |
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Gratiarum Actio wrote:
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1) You believe there is no God, or Gods.
2) You believe there is no life after death.
3) You believe there is no karma & reincarnation.
4) You believe there are no ghosts or souls.
5) You believe that our souls are not immortal.
6) You believe there are no UFOs from outer space.
7) You believe that UFOs never make crop circles.
8) You believe that the Universe is not infinite.
9) You believe the Judeo-Xian Bible is a fairy tale.
10) You believe all non-Liberals are brain-dead morons.
11) You believe all non-Atheists are brain-dead morons.
12) You believe there is no divine Intelligent Design.
13) You believe the gospel According to Charles Darwin.
14) You believe the Ten Commandments don't apply to you.
15) You believe the Golden Rule doesn't apply to you.
16) You believe that Atheism is not a religion.
17) You believe that Atheists are superior to non-Atheists.
18) You believe in Liberalism, or Legalized Anarchy (oxymoron!).
19) You believe only Atheism should be taught in public schools.
20) You believe Atheism should remain the official State Religion.
21) You believe that abortion is not cold-blooded murder.
22) You believe homosexual sex is not abominable adultery.
23) You believe that Atheism will supersede non-Atheism.
24) You believe that Liberalism will supersede non-Liberalism
25) You believe law-abiding freedom of speech is a bad thing.
26) You believe law-abiding freedom of religion is a bad thing.
27) You believe that the supernatural is nonsense, or "satanic".
28) You believe there was no global flood circa 28,000 BC.
29) You believe the antediluvian Earth was not Atlas or Atlantis.
28) You believe there is no such eternal place as Heaven & Hell.
I'll go for number 28
Someone in heaven heard that his best friend down on earth had just
passed away.
ÒOh I'm so looking forward to seeing him againÓ the man said. ÒSorryÓ
said God, ÒBut he will not be coming here because he has been a
little bit more sinful than you, so your friend, will be going to the
other place called HellÓ.
So here's this man, sitting for eternity in paradise next to his
loving God, whilst his friend, who had been just a little more sinful
than he, is about to roast for eternity on burning coals in a place
called Hell.
Is it conceivable that anything could be more banal, juvenile, or
crassly stupid?
Bob
Humanist Brit.
Hong Kong
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
My Condolences,
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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17 Nov 2006 06:00:13 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT) Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> said the following in alt.atheism and I was
immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas singing Handel's "Messiah"
for some reason...
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
So, Danny.. about your prediction where you assured us that there was
no chance of the Republicans losing their majority.. care to explain
how and why you failed again?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 07:08:53 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:00:13 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT) Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> said the following in alt.atheism and I was
immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas singing Handel's "Messiah"
for some reason...
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
So, Danny.. about your prediction where you assured us that there was
no chance of the Republicans losing their majority.. care to explain
how and why you failed again?
The Republicans intentionally threw the election to set themselves up
for 2008, of course!
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 08:00:45 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet raven1
(quoththeraven@nevermore.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:00:13 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT) Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> said the following in alt.atheism and I was
immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas singing Handel's "Messiah"
for some reason...
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
So, Danny.. about your prediction where you assured us that there was
no chance of the Republicans losing their majority.. care to explain
how and why you failed again?
The Republicans intentionally threw the election to set themselves up
for 2008, of course!
And here I thought Pete Rose had something to do with it.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 09:58:37 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT), Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> wrote:
Back you go.
Plonk.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 05:01:35 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT), Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> wrote:
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
If you believe that you're sane, you're sorely mistaken.
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 08:42:28 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000 (GMT), Gratiarum Actio
<nobody@4096.net> wrote:
Danny, if you think anyone in alt.atheism gives the slightest *****
what you think about *anything*, you're sorely mistaken.
Now *****.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 05:30:59 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000, Gratiarum Actio wrote:
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
Sure thing Mister Prophecy...
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Mark K. Bilbo
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"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "MarkA" |
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17 Nov 2006 08:45:17 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:31:09 +0000, Gratiarum Actio wrote:
You are such a clueless piece of *****, you don't have the balls to post
under your own name. Then, you presume to tell us what is right and
wrong? To call you an idiot would be an insult to idiots.
--
MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: You're Sorely Mistaken If... |
17 Nov 2006 05:11:06 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Gratiarum Actio (nobody@
4096.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
....you think I give a ***** about what you think of me.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "" |
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17 Nov 2006 05:36:18 PM |
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You are indeed sorely mistaken if You believe you can convince a single
person of any of the 28 no empirical evidence dearie.
So who is superstitious?
LB
Gratiarum Actio wrote:
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1) You believe there is no God, or Gods.
2) You believe there is no life after death.
3) You believe there is no karma & reincarnation.
4) You believe there are no ghosts or souls.
5) You believe that our souls are not immortal.
6) You believe there are no UFOs from outer space.
7) You believe that UFOs never make crop circles.
8) You believe that the Universe is not infinite.
9) You believe the Judeo-Xian Bible is a fairy tale.
10) You believe all non-Liberals are brain-dead morons.
11) You believe all non-Atheists are brain-dead morons.
12) You believe there is no divine Intelligent Design.
13) You believe the gospel According to Charles Darwin.
14) You believe the Ten Commandments don't apply to you.
15) You believe the Golden Rule doesn't apply to you.
16) You believe that Atheism is not a religion.
17) You believe that Atheists are superior to non-Atheists.
18) You believe in Liberalism, or Legalized Anarchy (oxymoron!).
19) You believe only Atheism should be taught in public schools.
20) You believe Atheism should remain the official State Religion.
21) You believe that abortion is not cold-blooded murder.
22) You believe homosexual sex is not abominable adultery.
23) You believe that Atheism will supersede non-Atheism.
24) You believe that Liberalism will supersede non-Liberalism
25) You believe law-abiding freedom of speech is a bad thing.
26) You believe law-abiding freedom of religion is a bad thing.
27) You believe that the supernatural is nonsense, or "satanic".
28) You believe there was no global flood circa 28,000 BC.
29) You believe the antediluvian Earth was not Atlas or Atlantis.
28) You believe there is no such eternal place as Heaven & Hell.
If any of the above is what you believe, you're sorely mistaken!
My Condolences,
Daniel Joseph Min
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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17 Nov 2006 06:12:16 PM |
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you believe the christian god is a loving, caring god
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