you've done it again
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i was trekkin thru my dealers last thursday night
and kuta lady looked after me
i settled my
one day debt
and bought another for th weekend
all paid up
i get barbie girl today
and she's bothered
not nasty bothered but
this isnt liek paulie
took us a whiel to figur eout but
i was on my way to see my girlfriend
who also treats me liek a chick
fuckin bent me man
jeez barbie girl
and
kuta lady has looked after jenny
and logged it
but it's paulei's debt
i was payin
u didnt pass it on
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i was whingin
we had this convo
and three weeks later
she remembers you bein there
but not paulie
but if ya press er
she remembers jenny bein there
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he's got no balls chrissie
if he's gone to a strip club
he should just cop it on th chin
and wear it
honesty
i'm a *****
but what are ya gunna do ?
funny but
you got lady friends
gyratin on th stage there
points for some balls man
but
i'm kackin
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ya disappoint me man
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i walk in
nine hours late for a date
i been out fuckin a redhead all night
jeez im a *****
what are ya gunna do
"she fucked me silly of course"
hi paulie
"liked chutzpah that girl"
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before you man
she was knockin around with bikers
kickarse dudes
oh yeah
i saw ya flatmate in th street satdy
night
he said gday
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my tip for th cup was
i wrote it a week ago
before we knew wot horses would run
passed it to th girls
we'll see
that em cee name is lurking
i figure thats not
makybe diva
or however it spelled
i reckon it's
mr celebrity
its an outsider
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go for a place bet babe
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each way
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gave three names
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u true prediction
shouldnt have to rely on
a field to pick from
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and if i dont get it
th care factor is minimal
cause it's about money
i have enough satisfaction
form having picked th cup winner
before
cept last time i'd read th form
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there's enough in store
in th
i got all these fuckers right
department
that th care factor has dropped
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long as i get th big things
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tsunamis
earthquakes
meteors droppin in th ocean
mountain sides
collapsing into th ocean
that kind of thing
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takes big planning
aforethought
to deal with natural disasters
th more lead time
the better
you can not
save them
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you can
be
on hand to help them
and with th right tools
and in th right place
if you have
foresight
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a bet on a horserace is
pissie at best
and
i dont wanna see another
jockey flogging a dead horse
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its th
electric saddles
keyed with
operant conditioning
that i object to
a certain noise or
a certain movement
th horse understands
im about to get
400 volts
run liek *****
course
you can use
horse training methods
on your own self
as a human athlete
and i wouldnt be surprised
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"would th reflex arc handle it but"
overclcoking th nerve ?
"well"
"wouldnt th nerve overclock itself at some point ?"
adapt
"has to doesnt it ?"
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or burn out
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having a girlfriend
who used to be a jockey and
havin visited th
trotting horse stables
with that guy i worked for
i'm under no illusions
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why cant i use th racing horse poo in my garden man ?
how about after one year in a compost pile ?
i'll do some library reading
i'll get back to ya
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its good for rocking horse *****
"ok"
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put it on yur roses
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electro ejaculation
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"makes me sleep better at night"
and a unicycle and pot
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sounds liek yur doin it
"just knowin about is good enough"
"means i can grow old"
"gave me another twenty years of life"
"easy"
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music on
random
"not"
"is what we downloaded yesterday"
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blur
'boys and girls'
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'th teasing bitches dont know what they're missing"
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hi kuta man
'just passing thru"
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ultra background personality
'present a female aspect to most"
'things"
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talker to things
'too much local chatter"
'most of it not productive"
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'mind brain waves full of idiot humans believing insane things"
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'subconscious in full on riot mode"
'no control"
'fuckin peasants"
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mash ups
'Blvd of Broken Songs' (Green Day & Oasis mash-up)
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a non operant humans brain
is so fuckin confused
and un
balanced
it's not worth reading
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you think yur kinks are all that
nah ***** it
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it's a great mix
it's
how a mind feels
it's two different songs doin
two different things
but in harmony
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but th left and right brain
"dont hinkt h same"
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if you dont have zen
wot have you got
that's so interesting
to read
in your mind
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zen
i write a page
entitled
dont judge a book by it's cover
fillt h back of th truck up with
rubbish i shouldnt have
cover it with greenery and leaves
and drive to th dump
midpage
th dump nazi
grabs me
for dumping vegetation
at his dump
i;v ebeen on th phoen to th council though
so i know
i can
and argue
he jumps up and down
syas he 's goin to ring th council
and drives off
i throw off th vegetation
then chuck th
stuff i shouldnt
smiling
ah man
dont judge a book by its cover
maybe im just psychic
and had a point to make
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th dump nazi
was not always on th dump
just lived close by
and was a jobsworth fella
a country dump
this is
ouside th city
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"what would our"
"proposed song identifying program say about this song ?"
got me thinking
it'll spit out
"all th nicking that goes on"
good for some
"not so good for others"
like all technology
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we'll have to grab th other two
th original songs
"naturally"
i'll pirate em
"valid research dear"
"for th good of th internet"
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wot will this song's picture look like ?
"we've got our sample"
"a cross between two tracks"
the three tracks give us
"a nice little problem"
"th program has to"
"identify"
"all three tracks have havin commonality"
and segregate them
"and name them from a database of sound pictures"
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th tonality has to come out in th picture
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"ok jenny"
"we triple imageowl eyes"
"so she no longer sees in one colour red"
easy coding
"just tedious"
and we change it
three significant averages
red blue and green
"we could transform to balck and whit eagain"
no pls
"ok"
"full colour"
"and still in 32 by 32 pixel format"
more discretion
"search time will go up"
"combinatorial explosion"
first pass would be three numbers
"black and white transform"
"one number"
then drop to colour for second pass
"ok"
what about th quadrant image logic ?
"let it gell"
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so i fix th showstopper in
load
"of all places"
th g drive's fucked
ok
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then we give
imageowl her ears paulie
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"maybe version five"
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wot;s four ?
full colour
image recognition in visual
basic
"visual basic in visual basic"
"the computer language"
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dont need th help fiels to write that
"just easier"
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Kanye West Ft. Jamie Foxxx
'Golddigger '
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so we only have to write
one database
"something liek that"
for sound and vision
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we're already grabbing all three colours
scuse i folks
programming bug hit
th pixelgrabber
just triple th
"grab"
rebuild my memory arrays and
"resize"
plug in a black and white transform
"but only on th final three colour numbers averages"
ok
that'll work
"and tweak th debug hits"
with th test
images
then i can paint songs ?
"then you can paint songs"
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and shrink em
down to icon size
for storing
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with a bunch of
singnificant numbers
to speed up searches
"significant"
ok
<<<smiel >>>
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tracy chapman
'fast car'
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black and white worked
we'll have to write two valid transforms paulie
"as long as they hold true"
"they'll contain information"
"to segregate"
like stretching images to one
same size rectangle
"yep"
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so many songs
"thousands"
and th rest
millions of combinations
one song
against every other song
"we wont do it that way"
faster logic
"sifted array"
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sorted
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hey wal
a minder in th showgrounds
couldnt have a black belt
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it's a bigger charge
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more than gbh
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typical kitchen
everything done at th last second
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that's gone
time for a joint in th toilets
call me if my steaks burn
two hundred steaks cookin
and he's just been introduced to it an hour ago
ah me
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jessica simpson
'these boots are made for walking'
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"i'll grab th orginal"
i found three versions of
goin back
"and not one of em downloaded"
i have patience
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havent found renee geyers version yet
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see if waynie will let ya
ride th uni
its a family gift
yur leg speed will
go over yur leg speed
if ya know what i mean
mr kickboxer sir
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i wouldnt wanna face one of my sternum kicks
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or yours wally
solid build
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this is a fenech kick man
two strikes from
one blow
dont waste th monentum
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and follow up to th chest
ok
if you have to
shouldnt have to
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we got sick
"we had a good time"
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best way to a mans heart
is thru his sternum
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"th pointy heels worry me"
"take th fuckers off"
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"im not a fuckin horse"
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the race that stops a nation
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all music random
windows is pickin em
be afraid
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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i wanna get down
th rhythm we were on
with rock spider
th five five
with a dance beat follow on
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"need a new drum"
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"wot size jenny ?"
bout ten inch head man
"ok"
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detecting beats
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machine gun fellatio
'rollercoaster'
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ya start with a simple
example
"yah"
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we goin two ways into th rollercoaster
that is a sound file paulie
"sorry i'm lookin at version six"
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imageowl has detected
th track you are playing is
incomplete
do you wish me to search for th complete song ?
yes
no
*****
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umm
idiot user
you already have this movie
"version seven"
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dont fuckin tell me
just
cancel download and
throw th fucker up in media player
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city high
'you dont know me'
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th computer is suppsosed to help me isnt it ?
and internet explorer
still isnt configurable enough
to automatically rename files and just fuckin save them
where i tell it to
just have to go their own way
industry standard man
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version six for *****'s sake
got bells and fuckin three hundred whistles
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"and half of them are buggy"
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wot about divisions
between ranges
"so many up"
"so many down and"
next pass
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start with a really small
subset
and filter out from simple to
full image scan from memory
icon size
?"and spit percentage likelihood of match"
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efua
'somewhere'
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i'll have to write different types of scans
"yep"
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at what point will i need th network ?
"when ya wanna write th server"
hate pluggin in data
"much better raw"
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1024 values
in red blue and green
"its enough information"
"it works for pictures"
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shes just
waitin for someone to bring her th pictures - lyric
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nirvana
'polly'
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th biggie of course is
speech recognition
in basic
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but i thought seeing in basic
would be hard
shows what i know
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yur right paulei
im not writin two different routines
for image and sound
one comparator
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hearing pictures
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duration ?
"still thinking"
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marc seales
'highway blues'
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be nice if th blues
come out blue
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joni mitchell
'big yellow taxi'
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we copy all
and start a new project
"version four directory"
im moving that fuckin ini file
"dont know what i was thinking"
wouldnt have commented that change
"comment th biggies"
"dont do this"
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budgie
'napoleon bona-part one / napoleon bona-part two'
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cause th operating system
crashes
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"or th pictures dont work"
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pixelgrabber grabbin thin air
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if i was in here
stuck inside th computer
no eyes
no ears
and everything represented by numbers
how would i distinguish
between one picture and another
or
"how can this fuckin computer"
"get a handle on all th similar porn i;ve collected"
"And wanna delete"
"hard drive too small"
hard drives got bigger
"so th porn size increased"
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and music
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how can i
hear
in numbers
and detect
one sound from another
"why songs first ?"
regular sound
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wot's th smallest size i can differentiate ?
"electron"
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a charged particle
is matter
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"not solid"
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a faraday cage and
line th spins up on th atoms
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city high
'song for you'
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"it'll be about harmony"
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coffee...
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one charged particle
in balance
"and we make an imbalance on one end"
which reflects on th other end
"opposite charge"
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an mri machine inside out ?
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ammonia
'drugs'
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maybe it's just th drugs
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i wanna fool matter
nothingness that it is
by pretending to be
a lot smaller than i am
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one charged particle
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you'd line up your star and
hope th electronics reverse th field
at th right point
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set th controls for the heart of th sun
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"engage"
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if five percent
of what is see of th future
is real
im a happy being
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wanna get around this
light limitation
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nirvana
'in bloom'
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we ride th light beam
that connects us
"hey ?"
we can see them
they can see us
we ride in th light
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it's electric
'oh"
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wot speed electrical impulse
travel down light waves
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"think yur talkin high energy levels"
nuclear engine and dynamo
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wot particle you wanna copy ?
"dont push it"
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unknown artist
'track no01'
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ok i get it
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pj harvey
'to bring you my love'
it is
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a new particle
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we travel in a
magnetic bottle
an exo
skeleton
"dirty big spaceship"
and lie to th universe
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"at large"
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i am a dot
i am out of here
..
..
..
the dot
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p.s.
makybe diva
i dint see it
was on th wrong channel
hmmm
that em cee name is lurking
all week its been
will it run ?
i picked it a week ago
i dont follow horsies
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i told ya versace lady
hope ya backed it
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always go with my first pick
<<<smile >>>
hope ya did well...
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