The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
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Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve
brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we
come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up
our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father
Christmas to come with all our toys."
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"Very nice Patrick," she said.
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"Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
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'Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad
and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk
by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting
for Santa Claus to bring our presents, " Jimmy replied.
=A0
"That's also very nice Jimmy," she said.
=A0
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave
him out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question.
=A0
"Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?" Isaac said, "Well we
also sing carols!"
Surprised, Ms. Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."
"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office.
We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When
we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing," What
a friend we have in Jesus." Then we all go to the Bahamas.
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04 Dec 2003 09:09:42 AM |
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(sUSAn) wrote:
The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
<snipped amusing tale>
... and then she looked to the back of the class, where the slovenly
little Tony was picking his nose again. "And what did you do over
Christmas little Tony"? she asked cloyingly.
:"We catched frogs and shove firecrackers up there *****."
"Tsk tsk "rectum"! RECTUM!
:Yea ma'am, bloody near killed 'em! heh heh
G
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| User: "kali yuga 2004" |
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04 Dec 2003 09:55:11 PM |
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(Grantland) wrote in message news:<3fcf4c82.1260035104@ct-news.iafrica.com>...
tugbertswife@webtv.net (sUSAn) wrote:
The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
<snipped amusing tale>
.. and then she looked to the back of the class, where the slovenly
little Tony was picking his nose again. "And what did you do over
Christmas little Tony"? she asked cloyingly.
:"We catched frogs and shove firecrackers up there *****."
"Tsk tsk "rectum"! RECTUM!
:Yea ma'am, bloody near killed 'em! heh heh
G
he he he ;-)
Uncle Wally
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| User: "sUSAn" |
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04 Dec 2003 10:19:30 AM |
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Grantland wrote:
<snipped amusing tale>
.. and then she looked to the back of
the class, where the slovenly little
Tony was picking his nose again. "And
what did you do over Christmas little
Tony"? she asked cloyingly.
:"We catched frogs and shove
firecrackers up there *****."
"Tsk tsk "rectum"! RECTUM!
Yea ma'am, bloody near killed 'em! heh heh
Ohhhhh! I see.....corRECTUMundo!!
wrecked' em !! <snort>
Hey FROGS!!
That reminds me of a little story :)
......have you ever on a hot summer day gone to the paved road and pried
up the previous day's toad-kill ?
Well......it's a delicacy here in Florida.
They just give it a fancy name for the tourist....that's all.
It's called 'Sun-Dried Frog Jerky'. It's Vitamin D enriched. Very chewy!
And did you know that if you put it in a bowl of warm water it
reconstitutes itself and turns right back into a plumped up fat little
froggy!
(tastes just like rotted chicken.)
Yum-YuMMmmmm!
Ya wont ketchip wid dem hot frogs? How a bouds a side of flies?
sssssssssssssluuuurrrrrrrrrrp~
-Soo Nommy
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paid for by the FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM
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G
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| User: "kali yuga 2004" |
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04 Dec 2003 10:17:14 PM |
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Chuckle Chuckle ;-)
(But I don't like being reminded of Gerbils, sweetie ;-)
he he ;-)
Uncle Dubya (Wally)
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tugbertswife@webtv.net (sUSAn) wrote in message news:<1364-3FCF37D7-34@storefull-3216.bay.webtv.net>...
The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve
brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we
come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up
our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father
Christmas to come with all our toys."
"Very nice Patrick," she said.
"Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
'Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad
and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk
by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting
for Santa Claus to bring our presents, " Jimmy replied.
"That's also very nice Jimmy," she said.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave
him out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question.
"Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?" Isaac said, "Well we
also sing carols!"
Surprised, Ms. Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."
"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office.
We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When
we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing," What
a friend we have in Jesus." Then we all go to the Bahamas.
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