bloody romans
+++
david bowie
'the man who sold the world'
+++
press play will ya jenny
+++
spoke too soon
i hadnt been talkin to th girl
who matchmaked me
last time
little brother fronted me this afternoon
they're borrowing his land rover for th weekend
will i drive it there tomorrow ?
hmmm
+++
yur insane ppl
u really wanna take a landie ?
+++
laurie anderson
'example #22'
+++
i waited for th sun
to
well and truly go down
a fine summer's day
it's fuckin spring
jumped on th unicycle
and had a wee fly to th shop
for milk
you can get fucked *****
and coffee
get out of my head
i get to th fuckin hsop
my usual brand
pauls
one litre
out of stock
arrrghhhhh
+++
lo tel
'teenager of the year'
+++
so i bought
smarter milk
yeah right
+++
smoke some drugs
shake my head
+++
gone to drinkin
coffee
white
or
black
***** hey
same for tea
does all my life have to be about
balance
+++
"sorry paulie"
"singin harmonies"
+++
not goin strete singin
stay home
+++
here smoek these drugs
+++
i shouldnt have let her go singin
last weekend barbie girl
she's started singin in
inappropriate places again
+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++
hmmm
+++
"barbie girl told cottees to mellow out"
"which one of paulies personaities were ya talkin to ?"
"ah that;d explain it"
+++
we had a good giggle
+++
fortunatley
we all smoek drugs
so i aint alone
just a little more forward
+++
nominee
pack me a bong
..
..
..
when lees's nan
sat down at
th music jam
in th back yard
and started talkin threesomes
my mind went wandering
in fact
think i went into th music
+++
was playin th drum at th time
+++
bloody women
when ya dont want em
they;re fuckin evrywhere
+++
powderfinger
'love your way'
+++
look
little jenny's mother
"she not first name jenny"
"little jenny that is"
ok
look
jenny
yellin at me
you cry yurself to sleep
that's pretty shitty
but
stop intruding
we keep stoppin buyin
milk
little brother also
feelin th milk
embargo
i havent met you yet
stop tellin me what to do
+++
i would think it strange
but
th last mother
of one of my kids
put me thru
major psychic shock
+++
waddya fuckin mean
you can feel it
when i masturbate about ya
you'll give me a complex ya psychic *****
this relationship
is too fuckin strange
it wont last
+++
"five years"
pls lord
not again
+++
deep purple
'child in time'
+++
last kid took me thru hell
said his name at conception
his mother and i
both felt
led
dont we get any choic ein this *****
namin himself at conception
announces his
day of birth
and time
to my mind
and i
articulate same
and
little fucker's born on th day
and
time
i get six months
kind of peace
pregnant
psychotic
psychic woman
and
my next child says
hi daddie
this not my mother
ah *****
+++
bobbie
barbie girl did like
hot dogs for lunch
sweet kuta lady
her sister
lees
puleld me aside
look paulei
i dyed all these shirts
purple
fucked up
with th tie die
shirt
barbie girl had doen for er
wow
ur fave song in all time man
and popped out of th mix tonight
i spoke to yur bbrother last night
as it happens
that;s where little brother is
tonight
yackin to brucie
he done again man
***** hey
that gotta be 14 dui's
*****
i called him a wog
he called me a wog
we're both not wogs
funny as
+++
i' ll come and sit on yru grave
and smoke joints there again
when i forgive ya
for turnin ove htta joint
and takin all th big buds
yur supposed to be dead
couldnt find one
had to smoek leaf
you are a dead *****
+++
but i love ya
+++
last time
i sat down ont h bus seat
not ont h grass
and smoked a pleasant joint
and drank three bourbons
then went into town
and scared th ***** out of anything i could find
on th unicycle
it was a full moon like
NO FUCKIN BRAKES
+++
maybe tomorrow purple
i'll give ya a call
+++
clogged hashpipe
+++
hey bobbie
goldtops and blue meanies
<<< Smiel >>>
+++
come and join us man
gunna be a fun night
+++
bloody shrooms
+++
ya never come back i say
+++
kylie minogue
'slow'
+++
i gotta say though
unicycling on mushrooms
is th weirdest
of th weird
tripping is
jump th gutter and
th gravel is
so huge today
where th ***** am i going ?
automatics
get you up
and moving
dealing with it
once yur moving
is something else altogether
clsoe th eyes is th best
ride by th seat of th pants
till that
blows yur
trippin mind
open em back up
still in th middle of th road
still midnight
still upright and flying true on th uncicyle
still listening to kylie minogue's slow
and it stops abruptly
and ya go ***** up
laughin all th way
gotta watch ya
dont get caught up in th rhythm
+++
sister2sister
'what's a girl to do'
+++
get really out of it and
have a fuckin great time of course
..
..
..
"jenny"
+
paulie
=
the land surfer
+++
p.s.
get a big black dog up ya
+++
sorry for th confusion barbie girl
i do that to ppl
i dont do casual sex
and it's all casual sex
easier to go without
pls tell yur dad's girlfriend to shutup
+++
"you didnt say that"
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no14'
+++
words to that effect
"she's my friend"
"*****"
she talks to both of us
"true"
+++
"just a mirror for th sun"
+++
th last one put me thru hell
why should i do it again ?
"paulie"
i'm sick of fate
"what it is to be psychic"
+++
ms
'GEARUP'
+++
placebo
'english summer rain'
+++
"i wont accept th limitations of th body"
"we pass on copin mechanisms"
"pot and a unicycle"
"electro says we're safe"
animal
+++
"yeah but we have technology"
"electro ejaculation"
"and none of yur siblings go"
"grey on th floor"
reflex arcs
+++
coldplay
'high speed'
+++
it's not th mind
that learns to ride a unicycle
it's th body
th times dont add up
nerve speed
all muscles of th body
are involved
fluid
in motion
think
water
+++
swingin
th
milk and coffee and potato straws
whiel pedallin along
throw th weight forward
and th wheel accelerates
ride a bit further back
on th flywheel
and ride it's inertia
till th next
forward push
it's a big
balance area
you ride on a unicycle
with lots of secrets
+++
beautiful fly wheel
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
add for
fifty five degrees north
just hit th tube
hmmm
seriously
th balance zone of th unicycle
has accelerate flywheel
ride flywheel
and brake flywheel
settings
but no matter
how ya rid eit
up hill or down
you always
always
are riding
downhill
with th aid of gravity
unicycle zen...
zen and the art of unicycle maintenance
+++
bill hicks
'dinosaurs in the bible'
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